Stuff God Hates

on 06 Apr 2009 at 6:25 pm1uppity cracka

oooh. videos. maybe one of us losers can earn honorary mention videos if we’re funny or holy enough.
on 06 Apr 2009 at 10:24 pm2God

Good suggestion, mortal.

Post the videos you have made here in the comments section of this page. They should be listed as such:

Title of Video
Url of Video

So for example:
The Cracka Show
xtranormal.com/watch#$#2032#$@#

All halfway-decent user-created videos will be listed at the top of the page in their own category.
on 06 Apr 2009 at 11:20 pm3anne johnson

Oh Great and Powerful Almighty God in Heaven, Ruler of the Universe and Most High!

One extremely hilarious video was made about me in my school teacher role. Please … as much as it made me LOL, don’t post it here! The people I work for are as vigilant as Mao.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 12:08 am4Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Awww… God’s a Big Divine Sweetie and honored your request, Anne.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 4:33 am5Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hey God,

Just a helpful suggestion… check Your entries for Josh’s videos. He already has delusions of grandeur, God… don’t give him anything to use. Johnson is talking to You, not him.

Don’t worry, God… I know it’s the ether.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 1:48 pm6God

What in the hell are you blathering about now, whore?
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:12 pm7Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I AM NOT A WHORE!! Damn You, God!! DAMN YOU!!

Your link to “Anne talks to Josh” in Josh’s videos. She’s actually talking to You but if You want people to think You’re a retarded Asian, that’s Your choice.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:21 pm8God

SILENCE! YOU DARE TO DAMN THE ALMIGHTY LORD?! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE THIS DAY!
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:28 pm9Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I pay for my insolence everyday. You’re not damning me with anything new. Hmmm… maybe the retarded Asian is apt.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:52 pm10uppity cracka

DAMN YOU, JOHNSON! i worked for minutes on that video…MINUTES! and now all i have posted is the 3 second lerbwoman movie.

damn you.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:55 pm11God

HA! You think your life can’t get worse?

IT MOST DEFINITELY CAN AND WILL!
on 07 Apr 2009 at 2:59 pm12Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Sorry, God. I just like to see You riled up. You’re sexy hot when You’re angry.

I watched a two hour show last night on crucifixion… what a heinous way to die. No wonder Your Boy is such a fag.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:05 pm13Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hey Cracka,

Just a hint… don’t bring so much of somebody’s real life in these videos. You mentioned her name, religion, occupation and location. I don’t really blame her for not wanting a link to it.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:28 pm14uppity cracka

shut up, stupid.

i spent minutes on that thing…MINUTES!!!!
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:30 pm15uppity cracka

i mentioned her generic name, state, and fairies.

i guess that’s sort of real life-ish.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:34 pm16uppity cracka

johnson,
how ’bout if i remove your first name and edit out the mention of your statehood?
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:35 pm17Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God edited comment 11, He offered me the option of apologizing and grovelling. I think God is trying to protect His Divine Image of being a cranky and jealous God but really, He’s a Big, Divine Softie. God really is love. As long as He’s self-medicating.
on 07 Apr 2009 at 3:52 pm18Yo Yo Ma Ma

Josh and Yo Yo talk about Peeps
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009040711445837
on 07 Apr 2009 at 5:52 pm19Yo Yo Ma Ma

A remix, for Bridgette
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090407134343772
on 07 Apr 2009 at 6:05 pm20anne johnson

Cracka, you’ll feel better if you watch “Dead Fish.”
on 11 Apr 2009 at 4:33 am21Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Cracka Gets A Penis.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090411002537997
on 15 Apr 2009 at 4:57 pm22Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God must think my video isn’t even halfway decent since He hasn’t added it to the list. That makes me bitter and resentful.
on 17 Apr 2009 at 6:50 pm23God

I’ve added your video now, slore.
on 21 Apr 2009 at 5:20 am24Nun Ur Damned Bizness

What the hell is a ’slore’?

Here’s another one Your Divine Divinelyness.

Josh and Nun

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090421011058863
on 21 Apr 2009 at 5:23 am25Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I get it… slut/whore. You’re calling me a slut/whore. That’s kind of fucked up after all the people I killed on tax day for You. You know I’m only a slut, God.
on 21 Apr 2009 at 1:45 pm26Josh

Nun,
your video with you and me is unrealistic; at no point did I ask to see your tits.
on 21 Apr 2009 at 1:55 pm27Ben

That’s not true, you ask all the time!
on 21 Apr 2009 at 2:09 pm28Josh

ben,
you truly are stupid,
in no point in the video did i ask therefore the video is not true
on 21 Apr 2009 at 2:27 pm29Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You weren’t your normal self, Josh. As you can see, you got irritated with being called a retard and usually, you’re just fine with your retarded qualities. I think you’re a bit on edge from not having the afro penis you stole.

ben,

Learn how to fucking read.
on 28 Apr 2009 at 3:43 pm30Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I guess I have yet again submitted a video that is not worthy of God’s list of videos. Thanks for making me feel like shit, God. I really appreciate it, Sir.
on 13 Aug 2009 at 12:56 am31Atheist

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