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The Bible

Aug 1st, 2008 by God

People often wonder how I feel about The Bible. I love it. It is My Masterpiece, and I stand by every single word I wrote in it. Yet somehow humans are still remain confused about My True Opinions. And so I regularly explain The Bible even further for you simpletons.

#4 God on The Bible - Deuteronomy 23:1 (No Penis)

#3 God on The Bible - Genesis 38:6-10 (Sperm)

#2 God on The Bible - Malachi 3:8-10 (Tithings)

#1 God on The Bible - Leviticus 24:16 (Blasphemy)

8 Responses to “The Bible”

on 26 Aug 2008 at 9:14 am1Lucifer

That’s better. Punk.
on 31 Aug 2008 at 3:27 am2God

Fuck you Satanus. Go to hell.
on 31 Aug 2008 at 9:34 am3Lucifer

Done that. Been there.
on 31 Aug 2008 at 1:33 pm4random guy

yeah, God you can’t really the Lucifer to go to hell…… hes the DEVIL and the DEVIL sorta.. umm… LIVES THERE!
on 14 Oct 2008 at 1:17 am5God

SILENCE RANDOM GUY! I WILL DESTROY YOU NO MATTER HOW RANDOM YOU THINK YOU ARE!
on 14 Oct 2008 at 6:48 am6Lucifer

Well put. Shut up, guy. When God tells me to go to hell, it’s like when people tell other people “Godspeed”. But less gay.
on 10 Aug 2009 at 1:28 am7Jesus Christ

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, in 1915 the world’s population was just 1.8 Billion people. In 2009 the world’s population is 6.8 Billion people. In the past 94 years the world’s population has increased by 5 Billion people. That’s only one lifetime. In 500 years that will be 25 Billion people. If there is poverty, starvation, global warming and a hole in the ozone layer now, what do you think it will be like in 500 years? Man is literally destroying the earth and himself by over populating. Save your generations from suffering a miserable and horrible end. Stop creating and if you have children tell them when they grow up not to create. Help spread this message to the entire world. Jesus
on 20 Aug 2009 at 12:35 am8Warrior in Ben's Awesome Almighty Love

Nah, it’ll be cool- that’s why we have AIDS & constant war & stuff.