Posted in Sex, Sins, Unbelievable Bullshit on Mar 23rd, 2009
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I’d like to reaffirm once and for all My Position on the wrapping up of dicks in plastic for sex – I HATE IT!
Condoms are wicked! In the first place, they make sex feel [...]
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Posted in People, Religion on Jan 26th, 2009
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I denounce the current pontiff! Fire him! Kill him! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
Soon shall ex-Pope Benedict XVI regret crossing Me! The Almighty Lord God does not tolerate subterfuge and chicanery!
Why the sudden change [...]
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Posted in Technology on Apr 21st, 2008
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
With the Pope visiting America, today I’d like to talk about something which displeases Me greatly - the pope-mobile.
Now for the most part, I love My Popes. I enjoy talking with them via the [...]
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