Stuff God Hates

Don’t forget - news agencies are but meaningless drones that can only attempt to report on My Awesome and Eternally Unfolding Plan.
I told you I would smite Sarah Palin:
Sarah Palin Steps Down Amidst Ethics Probe
And this is only the beginning! Soon Sarah will completely melt down and lose her mind live on CNN [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Here are My Divine thoughts on a number of recent news stories I was in:
Great Sex, God’s Way - What the fuck?! These dipshits have no idea how I fuck. I love the donkey-punch [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
So I was busy readying Myself and My Heavenly Entourage to attend the Inaugural Celebrations taking place soon for the new president of America, old smiley-black-guy whats-his-face when I was notified by the State [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Greetings humans. You know, I’ve been rather down in the dumps lately; My latest smite on China only managed to kill a measly 3 babies; sacrilegious scientists are getting ever closer to finding My [...]

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