Stuff God Hates

#57 Jewish Children

Posted in People on Dec 22nd, 2008

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
If you are a human aged 0-12 who eats a lot of bagels, then you are likely a Jewish child and I hate you. I will do everything in My Infinite Power to smite [...]

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#20 Cats

Posted in Animals on May 10th, 2008

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry, I, the Lord God Almighty, choose to focus My Righteous Rage on demon cats that want to suck out your soul and kill your children while they sleep.
I hate cats! Especially [...]

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#3 Foreskins

Posted in Human Body on Apr 9th, 2008

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Of the many human body parts I intensely dislike, there is none I hate more than the foreskin. I believe this small stretch of penile tissue is responsible for turning more men away [...]

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