Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior: Jesus The Christ!
As the savior of the world, people ask Me for advice a lot. I almost always duck these questions, because they’re annoying. However, because you have all been so good, I will provide [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, Jesus The Christ!
Hey everybody, Jesus here. I’d just like to step in real quick and say that Obama is a mentally unstable poser who’s convinced himself he’s the black version of Me,and quite frankly, I’m [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ!
This weekend marks the 1,976th observance of Easter, the holiday which celebrates My Death and Resurrection. And yet what are young Christian children being taught about this week? That’s [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ!

Hello My children, Jesus here. I’ve been waiting all year so I could make this very clear once and for all – I frigging hate Santa Claus!
I’ve always hated [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ.

Hey guys and gals! It’s been a while since I posted here, but I’ve been in deep trauma psycho-therapy recovering from a brutal string of ass-rapings I received during [...]

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