In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
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Just call me Lu: Back when Jesus was born wouldn’t an unwed mother have been [...]
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In this monthly feature, God Almighty generously answers a few of the multitude of inane questions He has recently received.
QUESTION #1:
Evangelist Curtis: Dear God. Can You please smite and hate all those homophobic bigoted Mormons who gave millions of dollars to pass Prop 8 and all the other measures to deny basic civil rights to [...]
In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Thomme: Dear Almighty Lord, as you are the one who has [...]
In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
David: Dear God, do you hate the Mormons? Is that why [...]
In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Nun: A question for you, God… do you ever worry that [...]
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
This week marks the 50th anniversary of NASA, and so I, THE LORD, have decided to talk about My 50-years-old grudge against NASA, or as I like to call it, The National Atheism and [...]
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