Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
BEHOLD! I am the great and sovereign Lord. Dare not to presume to have figured out Me and all of MY ways. I made everything and I control everything. I am doing 10,000 things [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
THAT’S RIGHT! I HATE YOU! YES, YOU!
This is why I have abandoned you. I don’t love you! I don’t even like you! I hate you!
You have always disappointed Me. You have fallen far [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Now I know this guy, pastor Steven Anderson, is taking quite a bit of heat right now, and I’d just like to take this moment to say that he is 100% in the right:
Pastor [...]

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The perfect size of the Earth, its perfect distance from the sun, and the very fact that it exists at all, PROVE CONCLUSIVELY THAT I EXIST!

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Strolling through the Universe, I found one human contemplating this question:
Are you making enough time for God?
THE ANSWER IS NO!
You can never make enough time for ME!
But most of you humans don’t even spend [...]

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A newborn baby is perfect and cute in every way. Therefore, I EXIST!

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
ERGH! I’M SO FRIGGING FURIOUS!
The state of Kentucky has chosen to spit in My Eternal Eye!
Judge: Homeland Security can’t require dependence on God
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
How dare you?! How dare you [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE WHITE TRAILER TRASH! They are wastrels who have ignored all My Glorious Plans for them in favor of smoking meth and having babies.
I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY HEAVENLY KINGDOM FOR WHITE [...]

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