Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace, The Lord of Lords and The King of Kings: Jesus The Christ.

Hello My Children! I am greatly pleased to speak with you today.
First, you are likely wondering where My Father is and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to concentrate on something I truly loathe – dancing.
I hate dancing because you stupid mortals are so proud of yourselves when you do it.
You people think you’re so cool when you’re [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I would like to talk about the most evil, stupid show on television today – American Idol.
I hate American Idol. It’s blatantly blasphemous! For the love of Me, it’s got Idol right in [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry I will focus My Divine Rage on a species of human I have long hated – cops.
Their very existence is evil in My Sight because Only I, the Lord your God, [...]

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In this new monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has received. Afterwards, readers of Stuff God Hates will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.

QUESTION #1:
Jamey: “Uh, Lord, what’s your take on [...]

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