Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I AM SO MAD! Something has happened that cannot be allowed to stand:
Survey: Simon Cowell More Famous Than God
What a load of blasphemous bullshit!
NO ONE IS MORE FAMOUS THAN GOD!
Especially not that limey pig-twat [...]

