Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN ALIENS! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WHEW! Killing aliens is tiring work. I tell you mortals, I’ve absolutely been in-the-zone killing those nasty buggers as of late.
Did I mention I, The Almighty LORD, hate [...]

