Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE MAGIC JOHNSON! I HATE HIM! Why won’t he die?! I’ve been pumping him full of AIDS for 17 fucking years now and that fucking guy JUST…WON’T…DIE!!!
I HATE HIM! He ruined AIDS forever! [...]

