Posted in Sex, Sins, Unbelievable Bullshit on Mar 23rd, 2009
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I’d like to reaffirm once and for all My Position on the wrapping up of dicks in plastic for sex – I HATE IT!
Condoms are wicked! In the first place, they make sex feel [...]
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Posted in Animals on Feb 19th, 2009
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about someone I hate passionately – Queen Latifah.
Queen Latifah is an overrated manatee-in-disguise and I am determined to see her exposed for the fame-whore sea-cow she is.
I HATE [...]
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Posted in Earth on Apr 6th, 2008
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something I really detest – the continent of Africa.
Africa is a stupid, worthless continent and I regret ever creating it.
You must understand that, back when I, The [...]
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