Stuff God Hates

Prayers

Oct 12th, 2008 by God

Your stupid prayers.

on 12 Oct 2008 at 9:31 pm1Tony Snow

Dear God,

I pray that all of Your loyal followers can figure out how to get to this marvelous new emporium of hatred. The wallpaper rocks!

Your perpetual sycophant,
Tony
on 13 Oct 2008 at 3:12 am2Colin

Could you pretty please make this book I want come out?
on 25 Oct 2008 at 6:29 pm3Lucifer

Colin, stop being a douchebag. Books aren’t gay. Only people who read books are gay.
on 26 Oct 2008 at 7:16 pm4anne johnson

Christians even get all dressed up and go and pray in groups! Oughta be a law against that.
on 04 Nov 2008 at 2:13 am5Colin

What if you knew it was a really perverted book?
on 17 Mar 2009 at 2:49 pm6Glauber

O senhor é brasileiro?
on 21 Oct 2009 at 7:02 pm7KrateKraig

Dear god,
(Here’s one you’ve never heard before)
Please let me win millions of dollars in the lottery next week you disgusting, vile, worthless waste of groceries.
Thank You. Have a nice day.
on 09 Nov 2011 at 9:03 pm8slaveofgod

Dear God,

We are worthless humans with you on high. All i ask is that all the world realizes your awesomeness. To please you, I will hate what you hate and listen to your words. I have already killed 3 of the demon cats. I worship you my Lord.

Signed,
Your slave