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Confess

Oct 12th, 2008 by God

This is where you may confess all the terrible sins you have committed. You will not be forgiven.

20 Responses to “Confess”

on 12 Oct 2008 at 7:58 pm1Bubbaj

I spank’d it again…DAMN YOU PALIN!!!!!
on 12 Oct 2008 at 9:40 pm2Tony Snow

Dear God,

I confess that I really, Reallly, REALLY wanted to bone that slut Dana Perino while I was still alive. Not that You give a rats ass.

I also confess that I just want folks to see my ugly mug first thing when they find the new thread.

Your faithful kiss-ass,
Tony
on 27 Oct 2008 at 5:53 am3Baal

I confess that I kissed Lucifer’s ass
when he hijacked Your blog earlier.
He can have some fun for awhile,
until You catch up with him and
smite him big time. See you then.
on 06 Nov 2008 at 3:48 am4Smoggy Batzrubble

Dear God,

I confess that while Sarah Palin was debating Joe Biden I was hoping the cameras would manage to get an upskirt (of Palin not Biden).

I also confess that I’d like those hard-faced, anorexic bottle-blond bitches that appear on Fox News and the View etc. to be kidnapped by white-slavers and sold off to some third world brothel where they could be used in all their holes for the entire next election cycle.
on 06 Nov 2008 at 7:59 pm5Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Dear God,

I confess that Baal’s confession to You made me chuckle a little bit. I also confess that I find Baal incredibly attractive and I’d like to rip his clothes from his body and fuck his meat-stick and not think about You. I’m sorry, God.
on 13 Nov 2008 at 8:56 pm6Thinking man

Goddamn, I like your website. I confess I’m finding it impossible to get gravatars to show up on my blog. I confess I found you on the Wordpress.org forums and noticed that you — even You — couldn’t get an answer. I confess that I’m heartened to see that you’ve solved your gravatar issues. Can you help me? I confess my gravatars do show up in the admin section of the blog, under Comments, but not out front, where it really matters. If it’s not too much trouble, can you send me an e-mail and delete this comment? I just have one or two quick questions.

Thank you kindly.

P.S. Click on my name. You — You in particular, I mean — might be interested in that Q & A.
on 13 Nov 2008 at 9:07 pm7The Happy Pagan

I confess that I have not been a Christian since I was 12. And I am fucking a Muslim. Anally.
on 13 Nov 2008 at 10:33 pm8Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Thinking Man,

Your link didn’t work but I did find your blog by doing a simple search. Are us mere mortals allowed to visit or is this strictly an invitation for God?

The Q and A you refer to, is it the assisted suicide topic? The Oregon law seems to be working out quite well, considering the subject.
on 26 Nov 2008 at 4:34 pm9Cameron

My guilty confession is recently i was hard up for sex, so i happened to be in the computer lab and i had intercourse with a floppy drive. I know it sounds strange, but it was very satisfying,and i achieved 2 orgasms.
on 16 Dec 2008 at 11:17 pm10Goon

Good Work God! My Favorite Site Ever! I just Bookmarked
on 03 Mar 2009 at 2:00 pm11Alexwebmaster

Hello webmaster
I would like to share with you a link to your site
write me here preonrelt@mail.ru
on 06 Mar 2009 at 3:46 pm12Brad

I’m a fag.
on 17 Mar 2009 at 3:09 am13Sara

I confess that I ran through a graveyard and I regret it.I hope you fogive me.I was late for church and I had to run though it.I’m so sorry.

Love you,
Sara
on 17 Mar 2009 at 2:51 pm14Rebugla

Eu estouro plastico bolha nu…
on 06 Oct 2009 at 8:04 pm15Aiden

I just shoved a dildo up my ass that I bought last night, already used it like 10 times, my ass is raw, but I keep thinking about all my hot straight friends that think im straight….well, I want them to fuck me in the ass hard, like make me cry and sore for a week…fuck, but I can never tell them…
on 08 Oct 2009 at 2:00 pm16Naytheist

Forgive me Father, for I have genuflected.
on 01 Dec 2009 at 3:09 pm17The L Woman

I confess I betray my wife twice per year and I’m closer to do it again.
on 01 Dec 2009 at 8:24 pm18Foppl's Siege Party

That’s not right, L-gal!
on 11 Dec 2009 at 6:03 am19Miss~Match'd

I confess that I have never taken the time to confess my sins and probably never will. Other than this one time. So, while I’m at it, just this once, I might as well say a few other things… uuum… my life revolves around sex, drugs, and BLACK METAL (of the most brutal, blasphemous variety), and my favourite tshirt ever is from the Swedish band MARDUK and says “Fuck Me Jesus” on the back.
on 03 Mar 2010 at 5:36 pm20dan

I created a website http://www.god-defined.com which contains much sarcastic humor about god. So fucking sorry!