Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk of My severe hatred for the mythological figure known as ‘Cupid.’
Cupid is a fat punk with a small baby-dick. He’s never gotten anyone to fall in love and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ!

Hello My children, Jesus here. I’ve been waiting all year so I could make this very clear once and for all – I frigging hate Santa Claus!
I’ve always hated [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I AM FURIOUS TODAY!  I will engulf Washington in volcanic fire and cast the entire blasphemous state back into the seas from whence it came!
Evil Atheist Sign Joins Nativity Scene
UNBELIEVABLE! How dare baby-eating atheists [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I would like to talk about something that makes Me extremely furious – the fact that I am banned from public schools in the USA.
I take this as an insult. In fact, it [...]

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Prepare thyself to get fucked in the ass! The KING of Darkness speaks!
Just taking a break for a moment from all the fun I’m having rampaging through Heaven, so I thought I’d vent on something. It took me a while to decide what I should write about first, as there are so many fucking things [...]

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