Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
For the seventh time in the last 3 years, Brett Favre has unretired yet again and is back in the NFL, this time with the Minnesota Vikings. Whoop-de-doo and tra-lee-la!
Personally, I could give a [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
OLD PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!
Take a look at what this old coot* said about Me:
God Would Not Endorse ObamaCare
How dare this half-demented Alzheimer’s patient put words into My Divine Mouth?
Just for that, I FULLY [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I’ve always hated taxes, and that’s why I have never and will never pay them!
Money is the root of all evil. Which is exactly why the government can’t have any of mine!
Money owned by [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ!
This weekend marks the 1,976th observance of Easter, the holiday which celebrates My Death and Resurrection. And yet what are young Christian children being taught about this week? That’s [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I’d like to reaffirm once and for all My Position on the wrapping up of dicks in plastic for sex – I HATE IT!
Condoms are wicked! In the first place, they make sex feel [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!
They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE MAGIC JOHNSON! I HATE HIM! Why won’t he die?! I’ve been pumping him full of AIDS for 17 fucking years now and that fucking guy JUST…WON’T…DIE!!!
I HATE HIM! He ruined AIDS forever! [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

In America, the month of February is known as Black History Month. This is why for the rest of this month I will be focusing My Wrath on all the Black History I hate [...]

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