Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I hate hopes and I hate dreams! They violate My Divine Plan! How dare you humans lounge around and dream of ways to thwart My Divine Plan?
If I made you a gravedigger, then [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I can’t believe it’s taken Me till My 80th Divine Hate-Therapy posting to be able to finally express My Rage over this, but I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!*
IF THERE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!
They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Witness now the glorious truth of MY DIVINE WORD:
“A man whose testicles have been crushed, or whose penis has been cut off, must not be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.”
In this passage of [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Witness now the glorious truth of MY DIVINE WORD:
6 For his first son Er, Judah got a wife whose name was Tamar.
7 Er’s conduct was evil, and it displeased the LORD, [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today’s Blessed Bible Verse is from the book of Malachi, chapter 3, verses 8 through 10:
8 Will man rob God? Yet you are robbing me. But you say, `How are we robbing thee?’ In [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I give you all a great gift – a brand new and what I plan to be regular feature of My Divine Blog, “God on the Bible.” As I consider you humans to [...]

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