Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
BEHOLD! I am the great and sovereign Lord. Dare not to presume to have figured out Me and all of MY ways. I made everything and I control everything. I am doing 10,000 things [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
ERGH! I’M SO FRIGGING FURIOUS!
The state of Kentucky has chosen to spit in My Eternal Eye!
Judge: Homeland Security can’t require dependence on God
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
How dare you?! How dare you [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE WHITE TRAILER TRASH! They are wastrels who have ignored all My Glorious Plans for them in favor of smoking meth and having babies.
I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY HEAVENLY KINGDOM FOR WHITE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Let it be known throughout the land: No longer shall I spare Florida from My Yearly Divine Hurricane Wrath.
By Holy Tradition, every year I go around the world destroying countries with hurricanes and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
YES! TASTE MY GLORIOUS WRATH!
Yesterday I smote the hell out of the city of Minneapolis with raging thunderstorms and a tornado. I uprooted trees, smashed roofs, and flooded streets with water. I damaged the [...]

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