Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Witness now the glorious truth of MY DIVINE WORD:
“A man whose testicles have been crushed, or whose penis has been cut off, must not be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.”
In this passage of [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Witness now the glorious truth of MY DIVINE WORD:
6 For his first son Er, Judah got a wife whose name was Tamar.
7 Er’s conduct was evil, and it displeased the LORD, [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

So I laid down in My Almighty Throne Room on Friday after a long day of relaxing, and flipped on the television. And what do I find? The stupid Me-damned Olympics are back, once [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I am the Lord Almighty; I am the Light of the World and The Ultimate Goodness; more Perfect than your feeble human brain could ever conceive; I made the world and all the creatures [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry, I, The Almighty Lord your God, Awesome and Perfect Creator of the Universe, Master of All That Is and All That Ever Will Be, wish to talk about My Supreme disdain [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this, the 25th entry of My Hatred Therapy, I, The Almighty Lord your God, feel that I have finally made a breakthrough. I think I’ve discovered one of the biggest inciting, underlying core [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to concentrate on something I truly loathe – dancing.
I hate dancing because you stupid mortals are so proud of yourselves when you do it.
You people think you’re so cool when you’re [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I want to talk about something that makes My Blood boil. Narc, blabbermouth, fink, whatever you want to call them – I hate a snitch!
I, the Sovereign Lord Almighty, despise those who rat [...]

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