Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I can’t believe it’s taken Me till My 80th Divine Hate-Therapy posting to be able to finally express My Rage over this, but I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!*
IF THERE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE BRUNO!
I saw it and I was not amused. Nothing but a straight man parading around for 2 hours pretending to be a heinous anus lover. Now you insipid humans may find [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
So there I was hard at work running the universe like always and as I was killing yet another celebrity I was simultaneously and silently contemplating on how much I hate laziness and procrastination [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I would like to speak about something I’ve always hated – woman on top!
I HATE WOMAN ON TOP! It is sinful and satanic and leads to atheist babies!
And [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I’d like to reaffirm once and for all My Position on the wrapping up of dicks in plastic for sex – I HATE IT!
Condoms are wicked! In the first place, they make sex feel [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.
Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today, in the middle of the seventh month of My Divine Hatred Therapy, I shall vent My Righteous Rage at something that has been pestering Me for quite some time – flamingly homosexual cartoon [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
GOD IS FURIOUS!!! DON’T FUCK WITH GOD!!!
Witness the impudence of ‘iambetterthanyou’:
SMUG PRICK
Now normally, you all know Me to be a merciful and loving God. BUT CRITICIZING OF ME IS SOMETHING I WILL NOT TOLERATE!
‘Iambetterthanyou,’ [...]

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