Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Maybe I never specifically covered this in the Bible, but I’d like to take this chance to go on the record and unequivocally state that: I, The Almighty Lord God, in no way condone [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I can’t believe it’s taken Me till My 80th Divine Hate-Therapy posting to be able to finally express My Rage over this, but I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!*
IF THERE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS! AT ANY TIME I CAN DECIDE YOU’RE A NASTY WRETCH AND DAMN YOU TO HELL! You had better respect, love and worship Me if you wish to stay on My [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I would like to speak about something I’ve always hated – woman on top!
I HATE WOMAN ON TOP! It is sinful and satanic and leads to atheist babies!
And [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I’d like to reaffirm once and for all My Position on the wrapping up of dicks in plastic for sex – I HATE IT!
Condoms are wicked! In the first place, they make sex feel [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk of My severe hatred for the mythological figure known as ‘Cupid.’
Cupid is a fat punk with a small baby-dick. He’s never gotten anyone to fall in love and [...]

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There. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW NUN?! Now you and Curtis finally have something good to masturbate to Me by.

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today, in the middle of the seventh month of My Divine Hatred Therapy, I shall vent My Righteous Rage at something that has been pestering Me for quite some time – flamingly homosexual cartoon [...]

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