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#41 God

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and sob before the Wonderful Words of The Lady Madonna, as written by The Blessed Virgin Mary herself!

Shalom! Shalom everyone! It’s me, the Blessed Virgin Mary. I thought I’d take a break from appearing to you all in grilled cheese sandwiches and restaurant drains to give you [...]

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#36 The Holy Spirit

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I am going to do something I should have done a long time ago – denounce the Holy Spirit and cast him out of the Trinity forever!
Do you hear Me, Spirit? Forthwith, consider [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Hello mortals. I saw this news story while googling Myself today and so I thought I’d share it:
Poll finds 92 percent of Americans believe in God
Don’t bother reading it. It basically says that 92% [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Greetings, My humble human readers. Today I will take a break from My Hatred Therapy because, well, I just can’t hate on anything right now. I’m feeling positively providential this week.
My continuous smiting of [...]

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#22 St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about a building which displeases Me greatly – St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City, USA.
St. Patrick’s is the dumbest cathedral in the world. I hate [...]

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