Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
WHOO!
What a great night!
My loyal servant Ken Ham frigging humiliated that heathen leader PZ Meyers on the radio tonight!
That fiend Meyers dared to call Ham while he was educating the world on [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I can’t believe it’s taken Me till My 80th Divine Hate-Therapy posting to be able to finally express My Rage over this, but I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!*
IF THERE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN ALIENS! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WHEW! Killing aliens is tiring work. I tell you mortals, I’ve absolutely been in-the-zone killing those nasty buggers as of late.
Did I mention I, The Almighty LORD, hate [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who sees this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Jig of God, as jigged by THE LORD HIMSELF!

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I am busy running the universe, smiting shit, and creating My Self in Cartoon form. And yet I feel a new hate-post coming on tonight.

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!
They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk of My severe hatred for the mythological figure known as ‘Cupid.’
Cupid is a fat punk with a small baby-dick. He’s never gotten anyone to fall in love and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I denounce the current pontiff! Fire him! Kill him! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
Soon shall ex-Pope Benedict XVI regret crossing Me! The Almighty Lord God does not tolerate subterfuge and chicanery!
Why the sudden change [...]

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