Stuff God Hates

In this edition of Ask God, The Almighty answers a few of the many questions He has recently received from one of his flock who goes by the name of Naytheist. Afterwards, mortals will be given the awesome opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1: [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the awesome opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
God’s kid: God, Was it your will for us to abstain? Then why [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the awesome opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Unas Riseth: Oh Lord! It was You who created PornTube? If yes, why [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the awesome opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
Illiterate Brazilians

QUESTION #1:
Thiago: Hi God, is it possible to you just make my band [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the awesome opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Anne Johnson: Dear God, why do You make bad things happen to good people?
GOD: [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one question. If The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Just call me Lu: Back when Jesus was born wouldn’t an unwed mother have been [...]

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In this monthly feature, God Almighty generously answers a few of the multitude of inane questions He has recently received.
QUESTION #1:
Evangelist Curtis: Dear God. Can You please smite and hate all those homophobic bigoted Mormons who gave millions of dollars to pass Prop 8 and all the other measures to deny basic civil rights to [...]

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In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Thomme: Dear Almighty Lord, as you are the one who has [...]

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