Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Let it be known throughout the land: No longer shall I spare Florida from My Yearly Divine Hurricane Wrath.
By Holy Tradition, every year I go around the world destroying countries with hurricanes and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In the spirit of the Season of My Son’s Birth, which is apparently love, I grant the faithful readers of My Divine Blog the chance to send Me their Christmas prayers.
I don’t know why [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
If you are reading this now, then I have let you live to see another Friday. I demand you thank Me!
I let the week pass by quickly (or slowly) and gave you this day [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Ya wanna know something I really hate? Something I’m really just sick and tired of doing? Forgiving people for their sins. It’s stupid, it’s a waste of time, and I’m not gonna do it [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this new monthly feature, the faithful readers of My Divine Blog are granted the opportunity to send Me exactly one prayer request.
Just think of it! This allows you, a puny mortal, the incredible [...]

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