Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
If you are a human aged 0-12 who eats a lot of bagels, then you are likely a Jewish child and I hate you. I will do everything in My Infinite Power to smite [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior, The Prince of Peace: Jesus The Christ.

Hey guys and gals! It’s been a while since I posted here, but I’ve been in deep trauma psycho-therapy recovering from a brutal string of ass-rapings I received during [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I am the Lord your God. If you be a rich man or woman, I hate your stupid guts and I will punish you for the wealth I have given you. I am the [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Hello My children. On the advice of Jesus, who is rather tech savvy, I signed up for a couple of social networking sites last night. I set up a new profile at Twitter, where [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I was watching American television last night, looking for blasphemous people and things to judge and smite (as I am wont to do), when I stumbled upon one of the most evil things I [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
GOD IS FURIOUS!!! DON’T FUCK WITH GOD!!!
Witness the impudence of ‘iambetterthanyou’:
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Now normally, you all know Me to be a merciful and loving God. BUT CRITICIZING OF ME IS SOMETHING I WILL NOT TOLERATE!
‘Iambetterthanyou,’ [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

So I was relaxing in the Heavenly Hot Tub with a gaggle of hot naked angel chicks this weekend - having a glorious time I must say - when who should burst through the [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

So I laid down in My Almighty Throne Room on Friday after a long day of relaxing, and flipped on the television. And what do I find? The stupid Me-damned Olympics are back, once [...]

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