Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I AM THE EVERLASTING LORD AND ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY WORD OF ME! I am the Ruler of the Universe! All who anger Me shall be punished! SEVERELY!
This week I hate [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

St. Patrick’s Day is this week, and I would like to mark the occasion by remembering that I hate the insufferable Irish.
In the first place, St. Patrick is an asshole. He gets wasted drunk [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.
Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE MAGIC JOHNSON! I HATE HIM! Why won’t he die?! I’ve been pumping him full of AIDS for 17 fucking years now and that fucking guy JUST…WON’T…DIE!!!
I HATE HIM! He ruined AIDS forever! [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

In America, the month of February is known as Black History Month. This is why for the rest of this month I will be focusing My Wrath on all the Black History I hate [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I denounce the current pontiff! Fire him! Kill him! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
Soon shall ex-Pope Benedict XVI regret crossing Me! The Almighty Lord God does not tolerate subterfuge and chicanery!
Why the sudden change [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Barack Obama is played out. He’s totally wack now, and I’m sick of seeing his douchey smiling face plastered all over My Planet. He’s been king of America for over 40 hours already, and [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

It’s miraculous! Obama, a black guy, will be president of the United States. Of America! The most important country in the world and the only one in which I have citizenship. It is truly [...]

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