Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
THAT’S RIGHT! I HATE YOU! YES, YOU!
This is why I have abandoned you. I don’t love you! I don’t even like you! I hate you!
You have always disappointed Me. You have fallen far [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE WHITE TRAILER TRASH! They are wastrels who have ignored all My Glorious Plans for them in favor of smoking meth and having babies.
I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY HEAVENLY KINGDOM FOR WHITE [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
OLD PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!
Take a look at what this old coot* said about Me:
God Would Not Endorse ObamaCare
How dare this half-demented Alzheimer’s patient put words into My Divine Mouth?
Just for that, I FULLY [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN YOU PZ MEYERS!
I’m calling you out, bitch. You recently shattered the self-worth of My Loyal Servant Ken Ham, and his wounded pride cries out for justice. He’s actually taken to weeping.
PZ, [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I HATE BRUNO!
I saw it and I was not amused. Nothing but a straight man parading around for 2 hours pretending to be a heinous anus lover. Now you insipid humans may find [...]

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