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God in the News: Texas

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something I saw in the news that enrages Me:

Texas Man Says God Told Him to Ram Other Driver at 100 MPH
Did you read that? Isn’t it [...]

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God in the News: Prince

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to give a shout out to one of My most loyal and righteous followers:
Prince Says God Against Homosexuality
That’s damn right. Now mind you, once again, I must say that by [...]

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God in the News - Guardian Angels

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Greetings humans. You know, I’ve been rather down in the dumps lately; My latest smite on China only managed to kill a measly 3 babies; sacrilegious scientists are getting ever closer to finding My [...]

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God in the News - The Iraq War

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I was watching ABC last night, when I caught this interview with the future Vice-King of America:
Sarah Palin on God and the Iraq War
YOU ESKIMO-BLOWING PIG-CUNT-WHORE!
YOU LYING BLUBBER-EATING COWARD!
YOU SEAL-CLUBBING….well actually, I rather enjoy [...]

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God in the News - Chinese Olympics

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I am pleased to announce that My Holy Crusade against the heathen nation of China and its evil Olympic games is going splendidly:
Olympics, NBC dogged by fakery accusations
HA! Take that China! It was [...]

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God in the News - Bullshit Lawsuit

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I was once again googling My Name, as I am wont to do, when I saw this preposterous story:
Senator Suing God Urges Judge to Proceed
What an utterly ridiculous, absolutely frivolous lawsuit. To think, [...]

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