Stuff God Hates

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN YOU PZ MEYERS!
I’m calling you out, bitch. You recently shattered the self-worth of My Loyal Servant Ken Ham, and his wounded pride cries out for justice. He’s actually taken to weeping.
PZ, [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I AM AGHAST!
A group of 300 vile atheists took over My Creation Museum recently. They were very disrespectful and dared to ridicule it under their breath the whole time they were there. Luckily, [...]

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Don’t forget - news agencies are but meaningless drones that can only attempt to report on My Awesome and Eternally Unfolding Plan.
I told you I would smite Sarah Palin:
Sarah Palin Steps Down Amidst Ethics Probe
And this is only the beginning! Soon Sarah will completely melt down and lose her mind live on CNN [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Here are My Divine thoughts on a number of recent news stories I was in:
Great Sex, God’s Way - What the fuck?! These dipshits have no idea how I fuck. I love the donkey-punch [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Hello My children! I’m feeling positively splendid today thanks to the glorious efforts of My British Christians. As such, I have declared today a smite-free day in London. Why, just look what they [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
So I was busy readying Myself and My Heavenly Entourage to attend the Inaugural Celebrations taking place soon for the new president of America, old smiley-black-guy whats-his-face when I was notified by the State [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Hello there humans! How are you doing? I’m feeling chipper. Was your Christmas pleasant? Mine was wonderful. Maybe it was all the Christmas Rum laced with Ecstasy at My Christmas Party, but by midnight [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I AM SO MAD! Something has happened that cannot be allowed to stand:
Survey: Simon Cowell More Famous Than God
What a load of blasphemous bullshit!
NO ONE IS MORE FAMOUS THAN GOD!
Especially not that limey pig-twat [...]

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