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Category Archive for 'Hostile Takeovers'

#52 Satan

Posted in Hostile Takeovers on Nov 3rd, 2008

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Greeting My children. After another one of My Glorious ether and heroin binges, I, The Almighty Lord your God, finally woke up a couple days ago to find Myself trapped in Hell. After going [...]

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GOD’S BLOG IS NOW MINE

Posted in Hostile Takeovers on Oct 27th, 2008

Prepare thyself to get fucked in the ass! The KING of Darkness speaks!

Hey everybody! How you doing? I’m fucking great. I just completed my takeover of Heaven, and I’m feeling fucking fantastic.
With Hell overflowing with deliciously evil souls, me and a billion of my demonhorde stormed the gates of Heaven last night, only to find [...]

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