Stuff God Hates

Don’t forget - news agencies are but meaningless drones that can only attempt to report on My Awesome and Eternally Unfolding Plan.
I told you I would smite Sarah Palin:
Sarah Palin Steps Down Amidst Ethics Probe
And this is only the beginning! Soon Sarah will completely melt down and lose her mind live on CNN [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN ALIENS! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WHEW! Killing aliens is tiring work. I tell you mortals, I’ve absolutely been in-the-zone killing those nasty buggers as of late.
Did I mention I, The Almighty LORD, hate [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

In case you haven’t noticed, I have decided to smite the entire world economy. This means you will soon be fired from whatever dead-end job you currently have.

Why have I decided to do [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I, The Almighty Lord, would like to talk about the evilest place on earth – Disney World.
Disney World was created by a greedy fascist, is run entirely by anal-loving queers, is populated by [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something that truly disgusts Me – the fucking stupid butt-fucking slanty-eyed continent of Asia.
Asia is a huge FUCKING waste of space and I despise every last FUCKING [...]

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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something I really detest – the continent of Africa.
Africa is a stupid, worthless continent and I regret ever creating it.
You must understand that, back when I, The [...]

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