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Are you making enough time for Me?

Posted in Assholes on Sep 1st, 2009

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Strolling through the Universe, I found one human contemplating this question:
Are you making enough time for God?
THE ANSWER IS NO!
You can never make enough time for ME!
But most of you humans don’t even spend [...]

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#77 Aliens

Posted in Assholes, Earth, People, Religion, War on Jun 29th, 2009

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
DAMN ALIENS! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WHEW! Killing aliens is tiring work. I tell you mortals, I’ve absolutely been in-the-zone killing those nasty buggers as of late.
Did I mention I, The Almighty LORD, hate [...]

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#68 The Westboro Baptist Church

Posted in Assholes, Religion, The Bible, Unbelievable Bullshit on Mar 9th, 2009

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!
They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about [...]

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