Stuff God Hates

Sep 1st, 2009 by God

A newborn baby is perfect and cute in every way. Therefore, I EXIST!

Tags: Evidence, God, Proof

Posted in Atheists are jerks

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64 Responses to “Proof That I Exist: A Baby”

on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:42 am1Tony

‘nuf said
on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:51 am2Nick

I’m not sure that picture in any way prooves that God exists, unless God is a cute little baby wrapped up in a blanket, but how do we know that baby is God and not just some ordinary baby. Sure that baby is cute and all, but aren’t we programmed by evolution to think all babies are cute, otherwise what’s to stop us from tossing them in the nearest river when they WON’T STOP CRYING?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 6:09 am3Dave X

Hitler was a baby once

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989-0322-506%2C_Adolf_Hitler%2C_Kinderbild.jpg
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:18 pm4Bei Shen

How many pounds, I wonder.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:23 pm5blue_ricardo@yahoo.com

This will explain all the babble and rumblings
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:28 pm6Maebius

Hmm, so God does have a soft cuddly side to him when he’s not all vengeful and smiting his enemies. How Kawaii!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:29 pm7Thorne

God, have you been “knowing” virgins again? Naughty boy!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 2:02 pm8Dr. Herbman

damn GOD!!

you letting Mary post again???

UIAHUaihuAIH
on 01 Sep 2009 at 2:03 pm9Dr. Herbman

thorne… your mom was a virgin too… that was before she met me!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 2:19 pm10Yo Yo Ma Ma

Lerbman, after she met you, she became a nun.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 2:26 pm11Thorne

Dr. Herbman,
Daddy? Is that you? You old mother-fucker, you! What are you doing here?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:28 pm12God

A baby is ultimate proof not only that I exist, but that I feel that the world should keep going on.

Bei - This particular baby weighs 9 pounds, 7 ounces.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:52 pm13Nun's Burro

GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!!! Does this mean it is the Second Coming?

P.S. Could you smite the cell phone of the @sshole sitting in front of me on the train? Everyone can hear his conversation in buisness class.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 5:40 pm14Dr. Herbman

Thorne: Who the fuck said that i´m you dad ?? i just fucked your mother, that´s all, i don´t care if you never met your father… let me out of this problem! your mother fucking orphan.

and Yo Yo, off course she became a nun, i did so many sick nasty things with her that she never wanted to expenrience sexy again…
on 01 Sep 2009 at 5:50 pm15Obie

Herbman, perhaps it was your teenie-weenie pecker that made her want to be around Alter Boys….
on 01 Sep 2009 at 6:58 pm16Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Said
on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:40 pm17Nun's Burro

Herbman has been punked!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:40 pm18Blog Bitch

Nun! Great to see you! Tell me about the rabbits again, so I can call you a whore.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:05 pm19Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Fuck off, eh.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:06 pm20Blog Bitch

You moved to Canada! Whoring is legal there.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:15 pm21Nun's Burro

She is NOT a whore!!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:18 pm22Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yeah!! I am NOT a whore!!

I give it up for freeski.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:22 pm23Nun's Burro

See! She is just a slut! NOT A WHORE!!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:41 pm24Blog Bitch

ok! jeez!

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SLUT!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:46 pm25Nun's Burro

Ben, what do you know about women? You work at a dick sucking factory.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:48 pm26Nun Ur Damned Bizness

ben knows nothing about women. Bitches gotta tell him when they have orgasms.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:49 pm27Nun Ur Damned Bizness

BurrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:50 pm28Nun's Burro

Nun, you know they fake it!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:51 pm29Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Duh, Burro.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:52 pm30Nun's Burro

DOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEE!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:52 pm31Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I miss my burro. When will my burro be back?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:52 pm32Nun's Burro

Was that a “captain obvious”?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:53 pm33Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yes, Burro but I wouldn’t expect you to know because bitches fake it with you too.

HAHAHAHA!!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:54 pm34Nun's Burro

My train is due in at about 3:30. I asked God to smite the @sshole in front of me but, I was denied.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:55 pm35Nun's Burro

Wha…remind me to slap you tomorrow.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:56 pm36Nun's Burro

Maybe you are a WHORE!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:57 pm37Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wonder if I can get that guitar player to smack me around a little. You know, just for being naughty and all.

God’s on a Divine Bender which is why that asshole didn’t get smited. God’s too stoned to hear prayers right now.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:59 pm38Nun Ur Damned Bizness

P.S. My mother is an evil bitch who tried to do more than steal my kid… she tried to impress her own fucking morals on him. By the way, he thinks you were de-gayed.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:59 pm39Nun's Burro

Well Sh!t. I was on a bender too, though not Devine but, still…
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:00 pm40Nun's Burro

Who thinks that? Your bastard kid?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:01 pm41Nun's Burro

Your mom deserves Hell.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:04 pm42Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yes, my little loser thinks you were only gay because of that big-headed, Cher-loving fag.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:06 pm43Nun's Burro

I just puked a lil in my mouth.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:08 pm44Nun's Burro

So, the guitar spanking guy thinks he de-gayed me? Does he know I am not that gay?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:12 pm45Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Huh? Are you fucking drunk or what? My son thinks you’ve been degayed. I don’t know how to bring this up with him. I figure we should let him watch the next time you shove your cock up some guy’s ass.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:14 pm46Nun's Burro

So, I should have take him on my trip?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:15 pm47Nun's Burro

No I am not drunk, just hung over.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:17 pm48Nun Ur Damned Bizness

The guitar spanking guy just confuses me.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:19 pm49Nun's Burro

Lemme spank him, then there will be no confusion!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:22 pm50Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Remember… he’s not naughty and probably wouldn’t be into that. But I AM naughty and he should correct me.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:25 pm51Nun's Burro

That would be in order, Nun! Fuckin’ vanilla guys!!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:29 pm52Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yeah but he’s sweet and will totally teach my kid how to play guitar.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:33 pm53Nun's Burro

well, your loser kid needs some sort of trade.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:38 pm54Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hey!! They can both be losers together!!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:42 pm55Nun's Burro

Um, 2 losers = well, 2 losers. Never a good thing. Wait, does a loser plus anything ever equal anying but a loser? No. Your kid doesn’t have a chance.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:43 pm56Nun Ur Damned Bizness

We already knew that. He’s half black.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:45 pm57Nun's Burro

Fvker never had a chance, did he?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:52 pm58Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You must be gay if you can’t even spell out a curse word or two.

Fag.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 9:54 pm59Nun's Burro

Why you gotta be such a WHORE?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:13 pm60Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Maybe you should look up “whore” in the dictionary. Retarded fag.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:20 pm61Nun's Burro

oooo that would be me, right?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:51 pm62Jim

Great–yet another babe in swaddling clothes with a Jesus Complex.

But I suppose congratulations are due its Divine Parents…
on 02 Sep 2009 at 2:09 pm63Naytheist

WHy is God showing us a picture of the Antichrist?
on 11 Feb 2011 at 8:01 am64ProofRejecter

Gee, this proof finally shows me really, why I’m an atheist.

See, I think that babies are obnoxious, smell, and they scream almost constantly. Truthfully, they will no doubt cause the destruction of planet earth. So, since their existence is the “proof” that God exists, I want no more part of God than I want a wet baby to spit up all over my lap.