Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Strolling through the Universe, I found one human contemplating this question:
Are you making enough time for God?
THE ANSWER IS NO!
You can never make enough time for ME!
But most of you humans don’t even spend an hour a day with Me. Most of you assholes are too busy with your videogames and your cable television and your jerk-off magazines and your “loved ones” to give Me MY FUCKING DUE!
Then there are the super-Christians, who are too busy saving retards and homeless people to lovingly fellate Me through prayer.
YOU HEATHENS! SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME!
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I visit your blog 72 times a day, just so you know.
Yes, I know Bei. But I want more.
I just love you so much.
damn… i though not even God could love something like Bei.
said.
Sorry God, but it is really nice out today. Maybe tomorrow, it is supposed to rain.
the jamaicans say that everytime you smoke a joint you are so high that you can talk to God….
I smoke weed while im sleeping, so if io smoke weed 18hours a day, i´m making a lot of time for God, PLUS* the time i spend on this holy blog. (while i´m stoned, that´s prolly worth like 3 times the normal)
SAID.
Dear God,
I’m so sorry. I’m getting ready to go on a 2-week trip again starting tomorrow. But rest assured that throughout the flight from CA to Boston, I will be calling out to you every minute.
Maybe even more often.
Another small quibble. Heathens will never spend time with you, retard. They worship Odin. And he can kick your bearded butt.
Ref the cute baby: Another Jesus? I doubt if Jesus was that cute.
Nutjobs like that Ondria Witt chick make cable TV unnecessary. Thanks God for posting the link!
“Nothing is too big or small for God- He wants us to go to Him with our questions, our hurts, our confessions, our thankfulness and our joys.”
Be careful what You wish for, God. Unless you like to listen to the incessant whining and whimpering of the old, the infirm, the feeble of mind, the grief-stricken and other losers.
Please forgive my ignorance, but what is the Amplified Bible? Is it something incredibly loud and annoying?
God is William Shatner?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b1a-hqvGNI
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Listen if you don’t believe in God that’s your choice! That still doesn’t give you the right to mock him and try to make a fool out of him! It’s a real ignorant and immature.
Actually that right is given to you by the Bill of Rights.
That kind of thing sounds important.
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