Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
WHOO!
What a great night!
My loyal servant Ken Ham frigging humiliated that heathen leader PZ Meyers on the radio tonight!
That fiend Meyers dared to call Ham while he was educating the world on the True Nature of Creation. And then that atheist bloodsucker Meyers somehow got past the screener and started asking Ken boring questions about things like saltwater and rocks.
And that’s when Kenny boy brought out the big guns and called PZ an atheist! BOOM! POW! SLAM! Now everyone knows that PZ Meyers is an atheist!
Plus, Ken totally called out PZ for debaptizing several unsuspecting Christians in the parking lot of the Creation Museum. He even got PZ to admit he’d been drinking bourbon and smoking crack!
Amen. Now that’s how a True Christian™ soldier slays his foe.
See PZ? That’s what you get for trying to call Me out for ‘misspelling’ your name yesterday. You could have just done what I said, and apologized to Ken Ham on the air, for everyone to hear, but no. Once again you just had to provoke Ken with all your science flimflam and geology hogwash. And so I gave Ken a quick boost of intellect so he could verbally destroy you, PZ.
I AM NOT CONSTRAINED BY SCIENCE, SO SUCK IT, SCIENCE!
In the first place, I can never misspell a word or name, because I am infallible. If I decide to spell your Christian name ‘Myers’ as ‘Meyers,’ well, then that’s how your name is spelled from now on.
I misspelled your name so that you might also know what it feels like to have someone intentionally slight and disrespect you. Get used to it, Meyers!
You ATHEIST!
Gene on 
ronpaulcandidate on 
jetaDeelp on 
Nun Ur Damned Bizness on 
The Ender on 
Again the cracker scene.
That dude must DIE!
Oh no, *gasp* you’re kidding, PZ is an atheist? Surely not, how could that be? He seemed such a nice man to be the spawn of satan!
I’m sure it’s all just a small misunderstanding … lol
God seems pretty pissed.
In other news - grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet, there’s a bad-ass wall in China.
Well you’re mighty full of yourself Jehuvuh.
You’re a weird guy, God.
I like the part about smoking crack and drinking bourbon, but if you follow that link all PZ said he did was eat crackers and drink bourbon.
Simonski - I AM PRETTY PISSED!
Cervantes- And now you’re full of poop. Enjoy the constipation.
Lilith - I’m not a weird guy. You’re a weird guy!
Psycho,
… “all” he did …
Desecration of the Eucharist is a MORTAL SIN !
Atheists don’t believe in God, but they don’t believe in unicorns either. So I don’t like them.
That pictures make you look fat God.
#11: Which picture? The classic Michelangelo portrait of God?
This has got to be one of those Brazilians.
I can’t tell if this guy is one of PZ’s followers or one of Ham’s:
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/livenow?id=6963450
If I was a betting man, I’d go with Ham…
DIE, ATHEIST SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the fuck kind of name is pz, anyway???
I replied to your post on Pharyngula cracka, just so you would feel welcome and supported.
Did paganannie say she’d had a Brazilian?
I guess her face was quite hairy with old-woman stubble.
I’d have all of Brazil , Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, and the Yucatan Peninsula before I’d touch you, Batzrubble.
That’s ‘cos you’re not allowed to touch what you can’t afford.
God–you should put a Ken Ham beard on paganannie’s gravatar.
Better watch out YHWH, or you might have the entire JREF and Skeptic society after your ass. They can get violent. I’ve seen it.
Good stuff! Made me laugh a bunch!
#17: Absolutely correct that I can’t afford to contract a sexually transmitted disease with sheep DNA in it.
#19: Laugh at God at your peril, fool.
Oh Lord of Creation,
We all know you love all of us, as you righteously layed down in John 3:16. So when are you going order your angels to kill that horrible atheists PZ Meyers? I pray that it will be one of those slow and humiliating deaths for the unbeliever, like emriods you inflicted the Philistines 1 Samuel 4-6. That was a good one God!
Thomas - THEY SCARE ME NOT!
Bobby-Joe - Oh, he will surely die a slow, painful, and utterly humiliating death. There is no doubt about that!
Awww are the facts getting in the way of your delusions? Cry me another flood.