
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
ERGH! I’M SO FRIGGING FURIOUS!
The state of Kentucky has chosen to spit in My Eternal Eye!
Judge: Homeland Security can’t require dependence on God
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
How dare you?! How dare you strike down a 2006 state law that required the Kentucky Office of Homeland Security to stress “dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the commonwealth?”
Do you have any idea how many terrorist attacks I have protected you from over the years?! A LOT!
BUT NO MORE!
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY! YOU ARE NO LONGER UNDER MY DIVINE PROTECTION!
Why? Why should I protect you from suicide-bombings if you refuse to pay Me homage?
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY! NO LONGER SHALL I PROTECT YOU FROM TERRORISTS!
Kentucky, you have no idea what kind of smiting is coming your way. Swarms of locusts shall eat all your crops and cattle, tornadoes and floods shall wipe out your homes, and your children will all simultaneously develop down syndrome.
I shall crush your “unbridled spirit” into bits!
DAMN YOU KENTUCKY!



Dear God,
Ed Kagin, the blasphemous blogger and creepy lawyer behind this nonsense, is also working with that asswipe PZ Myers to bring down your beloved disciple Ken Ham and his followers.
Please smite the crap out of those two weasels, and spare the Creation Museum when you destroy Kentucky.
Dependent on Thee All Mighty,
Tony
Dear Lord!
the American Atheists of Parsippany, N.J., and 10 non-religious Kentuckians have attacked and destroyed Your Holy Theocracy of Kentucky! If that does not warrant a smiting I wouldn’t know what does. But shouldn’t you be smiting Parsippany and the 10 Kentuckian atheists (and the judge and lwayers of course) instead of the whole You-fearing state of Kentucky? Not that I mind.
I’m a bit surprised though to read that you are in the counter-terrorism business. Does this mean your Divine Protection extends to Guantanamo Bay, Baghram, Abu-Ghraib and the thousands of other Centres of Christian Holy Torture? Do you guide the hand of the contractor who rapes the 15-year old with the broken bottle and splintery broomstick?
that sucks…
but hey… Argentina legalized marijhuana…
i think i´m going to move!!
or maybe just take a 5 years vacations…
please God, give me a non deadly diseases (cannot be sexual either) so i can take a 5 years of medical license to move to argentina.
Thank You.
Now that all of my Kentucky-dwelling ancestors have joined You in Heaven, go ahead and smite, God.
Argentina is the Kentucky of South America, Herbman…
Hey Herbman,
why not Mexico, they de-criminalized not just weed but also “cocaine, heroin and other drugs” over there:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iP1GlMCOzYSi8kbAUY1lLDdqc4vAD9A70MDO0
not sure though what a “small amount” means in your world..
or you could of course always move to the Netherlands.
Don’t smite Kentucky, God. The Holy Fallout might drift into West Virginia and kill Bridgette.
As long as there are still fried chicken (original or crispy) at my local KFC I’m totally ok with whatever you have in store for Kentuckians, my Lord.
#7 - the first time Bei has posted about anything other than pussy.
Damn cracka… you definetly changed my mind…. Tihuana will be a fucking better place now!
now i can walk with 5 grams of weed, half gram of coke, 50 milligrams of heroin 40 milligrams of meth and .0015 milligrams of LSD. Of course it will be already the double of all that inside my body but will never know it!
HAHahaHAHhaHAhaHAhaH
God, thank you for my drug resistence.
im not addicted! it´s just for fun.
said.
Herbman, I’m not cracka, I’m naytheist.
That stuff you’re smoking can sure screw with your head..
replica breguet