Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
OLD PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!
Take a look at what this old coot* said about Me:
God Would Not Endorse ObamaCare
How dare this half-demented Alzheimer’s patient put words into My Divine Mouth?
Just for that, I FULLY ENDORSE OBAMACARE!
This crazy old coot has no idea of the level of spite and wrath he hath awakened in Me. Up until yesterday, I was against it. In fact, I had been actively helping to destroy ObamaCare. BUT NO MORE!
Now I will put all My Power behind Obama’s plan, even though I know Obama will tax you to death and rule over your lives with communist death panels that will daily decide whether you live or die.
YOU STUPID OLD COOT! Do you see what you have done? Your blasphemy has caused Me to not only bring about the utter destruction of healthcare in America, but also your death.
For you see, when ObamaCare is enacted in October, you will be the first to face judgment from a death panel. And the death panel will consist of Obama, Jesus, and Me. We will very likely sentence you to death by either lethal injection, electrocution, or perhaps by laser-zaps from My Eyes.
NEVER PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH!
*Stupid old coot is a retired patent attorney with assloads of extra time living in Palm Springs, California. His rambling, incoherent articles may be read at www.stupidoldcoot.com.
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I read like 3 lines, decided the guy was a douche, and closed the web page.
Smite his ass.
when you consider the decline in the number of people going to church, it’s no wonder that barack obama…blah, blah, blah.
kook.
“vacations (,) and the arts”
What would Jebus say about
the Oxford comma ?
I don’t want to appear smug (no, really I don’t) but, as a Canadian, when I listen to you Americans debate health care, I just shake my head. Shake my head. I pity you.
Me too, Lilith. As long as we’ve still got 40% of our Congress willing to go full retard in the wrong direction, it ain’t gonna get any better.
I don’t get it, God.
Whenever people are poor it’s because this was in your Divine Plan, right? And if they are poor and ill, and have to sell their house to pay for their diabetes treatment, this was also in your plan? Of course, given your Infinite Wisdom, these schmucks deserve sleeping in their cars or just in the streets, I assume for being such weak-ass whiny losers.
For this reason, universal healthcare must be a tool of Satan. It’s humans interfering with your Divine Plan, and is at least as blasphemous an idea as charity. It should be no surprise then that we find functioning healthcare systems mostly in heathen Europe, with all its unholy little democratic states full of secure, literate, well-fed and healthy pagans. Their days are surely numbered.
Not having decent healthcare is what made America (and Africa) great, that, and everybody owning at least a 9 mmi. It’s what allowed a chosen few to accumulate all the nation’s wealth, while the rest (the weak) die in the gutter. ObamaCare raises a red flag, its a symptom of, You forbid, budding democracy in the US! It may actually lead to the emergence of a real middle class!
God, I beg you to reconsider. I know that You can change your Divine Plan at will, but perhaps you can change it back?
May I humbly suggest that the insurance companies hire some good marksmen (perhaps from the Michigan Militia) to snipe Obama during one of his speeches? That kind of thing has been done before.
Where’s my avatar?
Try using your email address …
You’ll get the avatar !
Use a fake email and get a wavatar ->
i hate sarah silverman; what a smug cunt
curious to see the wavatar
this one is better
My avatar’s back. How about that!
nice shades
Flawless logic again, Your Deitificious! Just the kind of smart thinking one reads about again and again in the Bible.
jesus, how many times have you read the bible? it makes perfect sense the first time, treefucker!!!
I tried to read the retard patent attorney’s piece just now. I had to stop after 2 paragraphs, for fear that my brain might melt.
“those under two and over sixty five should not expect to receive the same degree of healthcare as those in the productive age group.”
Are the over-two economically productive in Palm Desert? Are they sent down the salt mines or something? This loon is a poster child for euthanasia.
#17: You’re retarded, Cracka. The Bible repeats itself. Especially when it’s talking about how vicious and wrathful God is.
Good things are worth repeating, paganannie.