Comments on: Atheist Monsters Visit The Creation Museum! http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/ "I hate all these things,” declares the LORD. - Zechariah 8:17 Mon, 21 May 2012 20:48:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Anonymous http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/#comment-42638 Anonymous Sun, 20 Mar 2011 05:54:41 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1910#comment-42638 i am a Christian, but Creationism is stupid. The end. i am a Christian, but Creationism is stupid. The end.

]]> By: Naytheist http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/#comment-38150 Naytheist Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:58:16 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1910#comment-38150 I meant 6,000 years, of course. I meant 6,000 years, of course.

]]> By: Naytheist http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/#comment-38117 Naytheist Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:14:03 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1910#comment-38117 On, without the link: God, why is there no frontal nudity to be found in the Creation Museum? The Bible clearly states that Adam and Eve went around butt naked all day. Until you smote them with the curse of Shame, that is. One of your funniest smites ever, but isn't the joke getting a bit old after 6,00 years? Could you find it in your heart to lift this curse? After all, did you not create Pussy purely for men's enjoyment? Eve had the Original Pussy, which must be a sight to behold. Adam however can stay in the bushes, I do not particularly care to see his schlong. Could you make the bush poison ivy, now that would be funny. On, without the link:

God, why is there no frontal nudity to be found in the Creation Museum? The Bible clearly states that Adam and Eve went around butt naked all day. Until you smote them with the curse of Shame, that is.

One of your funniest smites ever, but isn’t the joke getting a bit old after 6,00 years? Could you find it in your heart to lift this curse?

After all, did you not create Pussy purely for men’s enjoyment? Eve had the Original Pussy, which must be a sight to behold.

Adam however can stay in the bushes, I do not particularly care to see his schlong. Could you make the bush poison ivy, now that would be funny.

]]> By: Naytheist http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/#comment-38116 Naytheist Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:12:31 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1910#comment-38116 God, why are my comments rejected? I tried twice, to no avail. Is it because of the link? God, why are my comments rejected? I tried twice, to no avail.

Is it because of the link?

]]> By: Naytheist http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/08/atheist-monsters-visit-the-creation-museum/#comment-38113 Naytheist Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:51:47 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1910#comment-38113 So, God, you told the sons of Adam and Eve to marry their sisters? This worries me a bit, for I too hear voices in my head telling me to have sex with my relatives. Until now I ignored them, for I thought it was Satan and his minions. But am I right in understanding it might be you, God? If so, I your humble servant will of course obey. I foresee some practical problems though, it may lower my social standing, and some heathen judge might send me to jail. My relatives might object as well, but that's not such a problem. I can be very persuasive, if I know I have God on my side. And I have the keys to the basement. Perhaps you can provide me with some proof, God, that this is Your Will? How about a badge that says `Mother-/Sister-/Unclefucker for Christ', or words to that effect? Thank you. So, God, you told the sons of Adam and Eve to marry their sisters? This worries me a bit, for I too hear voices in my head telling me to have sex with my relatives. Until now I ignored them, for I thought it was Satan and his minions. But am I right in understanding it might be you, God?

If so, I your humble servant will of course obey. I foresee some practical problems though, it may lower my social standing, and some heathen judge might send me to jail. My relatives might object as well, but that’s not such a problem. I can be very persuasive, if I know I have God on my side. And I have the keys to the basement.

Perhaps you can provide me with some proof, God, that this is Your Will? How about a badge that says `Mother-/Sister-/Unclefucker for Christ’, or words to that effect?

Thank you.

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