Stuff God Hates

Aug 25th, 2009 by God

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I HATE WHITE TRAILER TRASH! They are wastrels who have ignored all My Glorious Plans for them in favor of smoking meth and having babies.

I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY HEAVENLY KINGDOM FOR WHITE TRASH!

In Heaven, there are no wife-beating NASCAR fans. The unwashed masses of toothless rednecks are not allowed to pass through the Gates of Heaven – they are turned away and sent down to hell. And if hell doesn’t want them either (as is often the case), they are sent back to the trailer park they came from.

They are a stupid, fallen race of humans who believe WWE wrestling is real. They suck from the teat of Budweiser. They kick their wives, their children, and their dogs. They listen to and appreciate country music.

Ignorant and foul-mouthed, slovenly and slutty, white trash humans have poor hygiene and keep their mobile homes in disrepair. Their women drink while pregnant. Their children are portly and play the banjo.

HOW COULD ANYONE NOT DESPISE THEM?!

This is why, in an effort to cleanse the earth of white trash, I often attack trailer parks with My Vicious Tornado Smite.

It’s a great pleasure for Me to annihilate an entire community of trailer trash. Picking up and tossing a trailer several miles always provides Me with a chuckle. So I like to destroy trailer parks whenever I need a quick pick-Me-up.

The best part is that these hillbilly whores always rebuild and go right back to living in a trailer park. They make it so easy for Me to re-smite them!

I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.

Tags: God, Trailers, White Trash

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83 Responses to “#83 White Trash”

on 25 Aug 2009 at 5:39 pm1The Unpleasantest Of All Jews

don’t forget. trailer trash are the most common culprits of THE MULLET! and they also usually have dumb accents.

i bet nun lives in a trailer.
on 25 Aug 2009 at 5:52 pm2anne johnson

I personally feel that this under-appreciated segment of the American population deserves more respect. They have fine taste in lawn ornaments, they tend to shoot at people in their own families, and they’re willing to pay all those sin taxes on booze and cigarettes. And they live in “mobile homes,” not “trailers.”
on 25 Aug 2009 at 6:44 pm3Yo Yo Ma Ma

THe trailer park fatties have degenerate brains, too: http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090825/sc_livescience/obesepeoplehaveseverebraindegeneration;_ylt=AkuaOgAFzCMtG25vXlUxcOazvtEF;_ylu=X3oDMTNpZmg4NmZsBGFzc2V0A2xpdmVzY2llbmNlLzIwMDkwODI1L29iZXNlcGVvcGxlaGF2ZXNldmVyZWJyYWluZGVnZW5lcmF0aW9uBGNwb3MDNwRwb3MDNwRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA29iZXNlcGVvcGxlaA–
on 25 Aug 2009 at 6:49 pm4Ben

Yo! Good to see you buddy.

Great post, God. I bow before your Divine Awesomeness.
on 25 Aug 2009 at 7:53 pm5Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Jew, you fucking idiot! If I lived in a trailer, I wouldn’t have to worry about how to make my house payment. I would have already paid it off to Bubba down the street by spreading my legs for him.

Go write your unfunny web comic.
on 25 Aug 2009 at 8:17 pm6Ben

F-F-F-FACE FACE FACE!!!
on 25 Aug 2009 at 9:28 pm7Bei Shen

White trashes put out.
on 25 Aug 2009 at 9:47 pm8God's kid

But isn’t God white?
on 25 Aug 2009 at 9:59 pm9God

Yes, but I’m not the trashy kind of white person the rest of us are all ashamed of.

I’m classy and sophisticated.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:19 am10Smoggy Batzrubble

But didn’t you used to have a mullet God?

And didn’t you crucify your beloved son Jesus for being a fag?

And isn’t your the Holy Spirit really a sort of divine Budweiser?

I’m not saying you’re white trash God–just pointing out that 1+1+1=3.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:18 am11Lilith

It’s a comfort to know that none of my relatives will be in heaven. Maybe now I actually want to go there!
on 26 Aug 2009 at 6:24 am12Jim

Does it count if I worked my ass off and escaped trailer hell 15 years ago, God?
on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:19 pm13Naytheist

WWE wrestling isn’t real?
on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:41 pm14anne johnson

God, it’s hard to believe that you’re sophisticated when far more of your followers are white trailer trash than educated professors. Just pointing out the obvious.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:57 pm15Naytheist

Jim, just wondering: how does it feel to be ex-white trash without ass?
on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:10 pm16Nun Ur Damned Bizness

In the picture with the little fat kid, why is that person in the back putting on or taking off their pants?
on 26 Aug 2009 at 6:04 pm17Yo Yo Ma Ma

Yikes, hadn’t noticed that, Nun! I wonder if the kid was playing something from Deliverance…
on 26 Aug 2009 at 6:18 pm18Yo Yo Ma Ma

Hey Ben, it’s good to check in and see what’s going on here.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 7:13 pm19Dr. Herbman

hello God.

I have no problem about you smite white trash from earth, but i just wanna tell a history.

Like, few years ago, i met some white trash family that lives with a lot of others white trash… my point is: that family used to sell me the best weed ever…

and if you destroy all trailers and white trash familys, how can i buy that kind of weed, since you stoped blessing my seeds and plants, it´s tuff to get it…

and one more, howcome if you really hate them, you let them have so great sort of marijhuana, and i´m paying a lot of money to smoke good shit when i could just get back to grown blessed seeds because those are the shit.

so please Lord, i will never quick this blog again as i did few months, if you promisse that my weed will grown big and health, and full with thc crystals.

Thank You.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 7:28 pm20Dr. Herbman

nun, would like if i told you that this pic is at the exacly moment of the MJ´s purchase, and im putting back my pants because the dealer´s dother likes to suck me while her little brother plays the banjo.=]
on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:01 pm21anne johnson

God, please give Herbman enough weed so that he quicks the blog.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:17 pm22Ben

LOLZ…..
on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:30 pm23Nun Ur Damned Bizness

shut up, fag. I mean ben.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:32 pm24Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God and Herbman are retarded and can’t tell the difference between a guitar and a banjo.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:55 pm25Dr. Herbman

im not retarded, you whore…
im stoned…

You are the retarded, that cannot tell the difference between a retarded and a stoned person.

and who cares about what the fuck this poor kid is playing in the picture ?? he´s probably locked up in St. Quentin by this time.

Said.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:06 pm26Nun Ur Damned Bizness

That kid is too ugly for San Quentin. He should be shot for looking the way he does. And also for being ugly.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:06 pm27Nun Ur Damned Bizness

err… And also for being fat. Herbman isn’t the only one who is stoned.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:24 pm28Dr. Herbman

and anne freaking johnson…

It´s not about amounts of weed its about QUALITY damn it…

SHUT UP!
on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:43 pm29Dr. Herbman

im might not the only one who is stoned but i garantee that im the MOST STONED EVER.

SAID.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 10:51 pm30anne johnson

God, please give Herbman high quality weed so he quick freaking thread. Dotherfucker.
on 26 Aug 2009 at 11:39 pm31Hume Cronyn

Herbman is so fucking stupid he’s
gotta be ben.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:03 am32Jim

WAY too much relax there, Herbman.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 5:37 am33Bei Shen

I don’t mind smoking weed and dance to New Order’s Blue Monday again.

Man, that was fun!
on 27 Aug 2009 at 5:43 am34God

Nun - That fat child is very clearly playing a banjo.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:20 am35Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God - You are an evil bastard.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:29 pm36God

SILENCE, WENCH!

Jim - If you worked your way out of trailer park hell, then you have redeemed yourself.

Dr. Herbman - I promise to provide you with only the tastiest nugs of weed. Your lungs will soon be filled with more than they can handle.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:32 pm37Naytheist

Is that duelling banjo kid a boy? Geez, in that case he already has manboobs. I guess that’s what happens when mamma keeps hitting the bottle while she has a bun in the oven.

God, doesn’t sending back white trash from the gates of Hell constitute some kind of reincarnation? I thought that was just infidel Hindu nonsense? Doesn’t this also mean that their number continues to grow exponentially, and that eventually the whole world population will consist of white trash? Is that what `White Power’ means?
on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:06 pm38Jim

Naytheist, for every former white trash hillbilly family that escapes the trailer park, a brown family moves in. Therefore it’s a self-limiting problem.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:55 pm39uppity cracka

squeal like a piggy!!!
on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:13 pm40Lilith

# 34 — nice photoshopping, God, substituting that banjo for the guitar that was originally there!
on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:20 pm41God

WHAT GUITAR?!

YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!
on 27 Aug 2009 at 5:05 pm42Tony Snow

Banjo Boy - YES !!!
on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:35 pm43Nun Ur Damned Bizness

If mortals are indeed insane, God, it is only because You, our beloved God, fucks with our mortal minds. You and Your stupid tests of faith.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:51 pm44Lilith

Hey Nun, you’re sounding kind of cranky with God lately. That’s not usually your M.O. . . . I take it that God is making your life a misery right now?
on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:54 pm45Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God is showing His Divine Love for me by making me suffer.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:56 pm46Bei Shen

I love seeing Lilith and Nun engage in a conversation. It’s just so beautiful.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:22 pm47Nun Ur Damned Bizness

That’s because we’re naked in Bei’s head.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:24 pm48Naytheist

I’ve got to say one thing for the banjo boy though.. “Hes got a purdy mouth dont he”. Deliverance, the high point of american cinematic art..

God, did you put white trash on this earth so that we would appreciate blacks more? At least blacks don’t have a taste for NASCAR or country. And they prefer crack over meth.
on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:27 pm49Naytheist

http://www.redneckwordsofwisdom.com/sayings.html
on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:27 pm50Blog Bitch (Ben)

who wants to insult me? it feels great and doesn’t cost a dime.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 12:27 am51Smoggy Batzrubble

Why are Lilith and Nun naked on Bei’s head.

Is it because it looks like a giant tampon?
on 28 Aug 2009 at 2:37 am52Anonymous

would God say the same thing about poor blacks or poor any other race?
on 28 Aug 2009 at 3:48 am53Lilith

Smoggy, if Bei’s head looked like a giant tampon, you’d be busy humping it under the impression it was a sheep. Don’t deny it
on 28 Aug 2009 at 4:12 am54Tony Snow

Ben,

You are a smelly little gerbil …

Shut Up!
on 28 Aug 2009 at 4:12 am55Tony Snow

I feel better already
on 28 Aug 2009 at 10:41 am56Naytheist

Anonymous,

yes he would. God hates poor people, otherwise he would not let them be poor.
He also hates the leper, the lame and cripple, the orphan and the widow (any woman, really). And do I need to mention dead soldiers?
Perhaps you should have a look around on this site and learn the truth about Our Lord.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 12:14 pm57anne johnson

God hates cancer patients too. Let’s not forget that one. Wow, I bet Teddy Kennedy is getting it in hell for all those years of trying to get health care for everyone. God wants us to suffer and die.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 3:09 pm58Jim

Sometimes I wonder what God thinks about kidnappers and child molesters. They usually hide behind some religious dogma, like this sick freak:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=8431843
on 28 Aug 2009 at 4:17 pm59Blog Bitch

well we already know what he thinks about child molesters, cause he just did a hate on that. (duh)
on 28 Aug 2009 at 4:26 pm60Lilith

Hey, you really ARE a blog bitch, Blog Bitch!
on 28 Aug 2009 at 6:38 pm61Dr. Herbman

Thank You Lord for answering my prayers…

i bought a new vent, so my plants grow stronger and can carry all those nugs…

i shall call them “God´s Power”

poor Bei… while he gets nun and lilith naked in his head, i get them naked im my bed.
hahahaha

said.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 6:39 pm62Dr. Herbman

SHUT UP BEN!!

SHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
on 28 Aug 2009 at 6:40 pm63Dr. Herbman

God hates you too ANNE FREAKING JOHNSON.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 7:38 pm64anne johnson

Next time Herbman has the munchies, he’s gonna fry a parrot.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 7:44 pm65Dr. Herbman

yeah… im going to fry your mama´s “parrot”!
on 28 Aug 2009 at 7:44 pm66Dr. Herbman

and maybe yours too…

depends on the munchies i get.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:03 pm67Lilith

# 61 — Herbman, the only time you get 2 women in bed with you is when they’re both blow-up dolls. And even then you have to pay them for it.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:30 pm68Dr. Herbman

your alzheimer it´s getting worse lilith…

think you should see a doctor… or find a few minutes to pray… that time you told me it was unforgetable!!!
on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:31 pm69Dr. Herbman

and i think you are right… i did not had many times 2 girls in my bed… io rather take 3 or 4 to make sure i will satisfy myself.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:33 pm70Dr. Herbman

AND IT WAS NUN WHO WANTS TO GET TWO BLOW-UP DOLLS INTO THE FUN!!!!!

said.
on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:35 pm71Dr. Herbman

and i actually think its was better fuck two blow-up dolls than you and nun…

i don´t what the hell i was doing… i was pretty fucked up iin my brain…

“i don´t like the drugs, the drugs like me…”
on 28 Aug 2009 at 9:54 pm72Naytheist

Anne: yes, I bet Teddy Kennedy is being sodomised by a legion of horned demons as we speak.
The Kennedies, now that’s some white trash right there. God, can’t you vent Your Divine Anger about the womanizing alcoholic fatty Kennedy brothers? Let’s not forget their Irish background either.
Their nazi-sympathizing daddy made a fortune smuggling moonshine. He used it to pay their way into politics, they repaid him with a cushy job as ambassador to the UK.

God, O Omniscient One, can You please tell us who killed the Kennedies? So that we can thank them.
Was Lee Harvey Oswald really just a patsy? And what about the grassy knoll?
on 29 Aug 2009 at 7:37 am73Tony Snow

Nah, the Kennedys were bluebloods.
On the other hand, for some real
white trash, try the Clintons.
on 29 Aug 2009 at 7:55 am74Dave X

God, you forgot Wal-Mart, AC/DC, Jerry Springer and giving what little money they have (mostly from welfare and shitty hard labour jobs) to televangelists.

And don’t forget that white trash are some of the most devoted followers of faith healers and creationists.

Truly you are a cruel God to create a race of inbred hicks who blindly worship you and keep coming back for more even after you’ve leveled their houses repeatedly.
on 29 Aug 2009 at 1:49 pm75Naytheist

I must admit, Bill Clinton sometimes sounds suspiciously like Earl Hickey. But was his father involved in organized crime as well? I doubt it, Bill seems too much of a pussy for that.

Dave X: yes, God is cruel, but in a playful, kid-with-an-ant-farm-and magnifying-glasses kind of way
on 29 Aug 2009 at 4:47 pm76uppity cracka

lerbwoman,

lilith’s alzheimer’s is no joking matter.
you are truly fucked up in your brain.

shut up, ben.
on 29 Aug 2009 at 11:25 pm77Dr. Herbman

man…. i didnt know that…

but it was worth it!
on 30 Aug 2009 at 12:02 pm78Naytheist

Trailer park massacre!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/08/29/2009-08-29_seven_people_found_slain_at_new_hope_plantation_mobile_home_park_in_georgia.html
on 30 Aug 2009 at 12:39 pm79anne johnson

Not as efficient a massacre as God and His holy tornadoes.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 12:55 am80b0ll0cks

Smite those trailer parks. God Rules. God will smite the cheap ass whiskey drinking, pork rind eating, wrestling watching inbred spectacle makers of trailer parks everywhere. Go God Don’t forget about the floods. For some reason these people always put trailers right next to drainage ditches and high risk flood areas. Apparently all the cheap ass whiskey has rotted there brains and they are to stupid to realize that because there home isn’t built on a foundation it could float away. Smite all the stupid people while your at it God. Go God
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:48 am81God

Anne and bOllOcks,

Thank you both for your praise, My children.
on 22 Mar 2010 at 8:33 pm82Turbo W. Trash

You should check out TurboWhiteTrash to get a good laugh!
on 27 Oct 2010 at 2:26 am83

We cant help it. most of us have Parents that are from NY PA or Ohio. Help us G-Man !