I am busy running the universe, smiting shit, and creating My Self in Cartoon form. And yet I feel a new hate-post coming on tonight.
I am busy running the universe, smiting shit, and creating My Self in Cartoon form. And yet I feel a new hate-post coming on tonight.



SMITE US, LORD!!!!! WE DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!
That’s a pretty bitchin’ Speedo ya got there.
Looks like you’ve been hitting the Steroid Smoothies pretty hard, God.
HOLY SNIKES!
God and the WWF: perfect together.
Wow. God is so sexy. But the speedos do not properly show off God’s Divine Bulge.
I’M NOT ON STEROIDS!!!
I’m just naturally buff.
You’re fuckin’ HOT, God. You should post a picture of Yourself in all Your Divine Nakedness.
Perhaps you need a zucchini wrapped into a sock though
you’re a little too buff God, perhaps you should go for the JCVD build from the late 80s. right now you look like that guy from the documentary on steroids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkL1T-CZPfs
Poor Beef Diaper is stupid and doesn’t know how to masturbate with food.
You don’t put socks on zucchinis you fucking moron!
And shut up, Josh!!
God is Divinely Beautiful and Studly and shit.
Do any of you fucking heathens play My Hero Ability on Facebook? Somebody needs to send me some mother-fucking energy boosts. Damn you all!!
You fuckers. Damn you all.
Some FBI Agent shot the shit out of me so I had to scream repeatedly in his mind with my telepathic skills of doom inflicting extreme mental pain on him. But now I need energy and none of you fuckers understand. Fuckers!
Him Damn you all!!
You’re not on steroids, Holy Terror? Bullshit. You created anabolid steroids in order to make Yourself look like that. Which fully explains the lack of a Speedo bulge. You’re lucky You don’t have zits on Your Holy Shoulder and tits big enough to suckle a mammoth.
Experimenting until I find an avatar I’m not sick of.
OH FUCK! THAT ONE SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!
SO DOES THAT! Maybe I should change my name …
Oh, it’s tied to the email, not the name! DITCH THE MUSCLES, GOD YOU WIMP, AND TRY USING YOUR PEABRAIN!
Fucking Uncle. Okay? UNCLE.
UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!
Okay, muscle-man, cheat your way into the Deity Hall of Fame, like Barry Bonds, instead of earning it, like Brooks Robinson.
FUCCCCKKKKKKK! God is late, God is wood, and we thank Him for our goods. A fuckin Men.
You pukes are lucky I can’t do more with computers, or else every time I posted here, it would be a sexy drawing of Tinker Bell.
wow, how many times have I fuckin’ explained this? jeezus fucking Christ, CLEAR OUT YOUR CACHE!!
I don’t think that matters for mere wavatars or whatever the fuck they are, ben.
And thank You, God for making my burro succumb to my constant demands that he send me an energy boost.
I think some of you who have I.T. knowledge should help Anne get a nice picture of Tinker Bell for her avatar. God, Nun, Josh and Yo Yo Ma Ma all have nice avatars. Even ben and the friggin’ Mop Room Fairy have nice avatars. Why can’t Anne? She’s the 4th Top Disciple, after all, for Christ’s sake. And he has a nice avatar too! Where is the justice?
Anne loves her some Lilith.
Ben, my cache has been cleared so often it could double as a douchebag. But forget it. As with so much else in this life, I’ll settle for a puffy-faced octagon and leave it at that.
come back to me Anne, and I will show you how to change your avatar to whatever you like. Also can you please stop interjecting comments about your legs? Fishing for compliments is not sexy.