Comments on: Ask God: April http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/ "I hate all these things,” declares the LORD. - Zechariah 8:17 Fri, 18 May 2012 03:33:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Nun Ur Damned Bizness http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/#comment-33262 Nun Ur Damned Bizness Wed, 13 May 2009 14:12:23 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1693#comment-33262 Thanks for letting us know, God. So often You only pick one mortal to share Your Divine Information with which leaves the rest of the mortals in the lurch when You decide to drown us all. You see, when mortals claim to speak with You, other mortals think the God-talker is crazy-crazy-crazy and they don't necessarily pay a lot of attention to what God-talker says You said. In fact, quite often the God-talker is killed in a most painful matter and you have another martyred soul for Your Guf. Thanks for letting us know, God. So often You only pick one mortal to share Your Divine Information with which leaves the rest of the mortals in the lurch when You decide to drown us all. You see, when mortals claim to speak with You, other mortals think the God-talker is crazy-crazy-crazy and they don’t necessarily pay a lot of attention to what God-talker says You said. In fact, quite often the God-talker is killed in a most painful matter and you have another martyred soul for Your Guf.

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/#comment-33241 God Wed, 13 May 2009 04:42:09 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1693#comment-33241 I would like to state that this is the last Ask God feature I will post. I grow tired of answering these insipid questions. They are idiotic and detract from My Hate. If you have something to ask, email Me and perhaps I will deign to answer. I would like to state that this is the last Ask God feature I will post. I grow tired of answering these insipid questions. They are idiotic and detract from My Hate.

If you have something to ask, email Me and perhaps I will deign to answer.

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/#comment-33240 God Wed, 13 May 2009 04:41:00 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1693#comment-33240 DAMN YOU HELLBOUND! DAMN YOU TO HELL! :mad: DAMN YOU HELLBOUND! DAMN YOU TO HELL! :mad:

]]> By: Hellbound Alleee http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/#comment-33136 Hellbound Alleee Tue, 12 May 2009 17:53:03 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1693#comment-33136 I'd like to point out, Jehovah-1, that although you were the father of Mary's baby, you were also it's Grandfather, as you used her mother, Anne, as a "cum-dumpster" as well. You corn-holing po'bucker! You fucked your own daughter! I’d like to point out, Jehovah-1, that although you were the father of Mary’s baby, you were also it’s Grandfather, as you used her mother, Anne, as a “cum-dumpster” as well.

You corn-holing po’bucker! You fucked your own daughter!

]]> By: Nun Ur Damned Bizness http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/04/1693/#comment-33092 Nun Ur Damned Bizness Tue, 12 May 2009 13:53:25 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=1693#comment-33092 Josh - #265, To clarify my position, Josh. I don't use my vagina to get men to mow my lawn or fix my car. But you are correct that I do, on occasion, use my vagina to get what I want out of men. No one has ever complained. Josh - #265,

To clarify my position, Josh. I don’t use my vagina to get men to mow my lawn or fix my car. But you are correct that I do, on occasion, use my vagina to get what I want out of men. No one has ever complained.

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