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Jeeezus cracka, you crusty penis-knob, God has already assured everyone that I am a 100%, bonafide Noo Zillunder. Would I be posting during the Americanus weekend if I was a bridgette!

And if bridgette was a Smoggy creation, take it from me she’d be a fucking-great-deal-more-irritating. I’d have her posting five times a day–cluttering the blog with vapid Christian slogans, feeble bible verses taken out of context, exhortations to repent or get a poker up your arse, and a regular ‘worship in tongues’ feature. (’lick me Lord and in your face I’ll Come’)

Think back to the ‘Hymn Singer’, and ‘Saint Peter’, and ‘Mandingo’, and ‘Smog-in-Black’, and ‘Nun Ur Damned Bizness’, and a million other irritating Smoggy creations and you’ll know what I mean.

Anyway, it’s obvious Bridgette is secretly a sadomasochistic transexual–her name is an anagram for “Beg! Red tit!”

Feel the love (and clamp a nipple)

Smoggy

You smote my Facebook. I can’t get on it from my home PC. But you know, I’m a certain age. I can live with it.

But you also smote Teenzilla’s Facebook. Now there’s a smite! No chat, no gossip! No looking endlessly at everyone else’s pictures! Teenzilla is WRETCHED.

Great is Thy name, O Lord.

2,784,936 ? WTF ???