Stuff God Hates

#66 Magic Johnson

Feb 26th, 2009 by God

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I HATE MAGIC JOHNSON! I HATE HIM! Why won’t he die?! I’ve been pumping him full of AIDS for 17 fucking years now and that fucking guy JUST…WON’T…DIE!!!

I HATE HIM! He ruined AIDS forever! Up until Magic got the HIV, only anal-lovers, drug addicts, and anal-loving drug addicts got AIDS. And every sinner who got it died! It was nothing but win, win, win all the time!

Oh but now, anybody can get AIDS. Me and Jesus come up with this awesome way to kill sinners that has no cure, and then Magic Johnson has to come along and RUIN EVERYTHING!

LECHEROUS SWINE! I hate everything about him, especially his stupid smile!

Hey, I bet here’s something you didn’t know, Magic Johnson got the HIV from having anal sex…with a gorilla! Not only was he cheating on his wife of 12 years at the time, he was dressed up as Saddam Hussein and having group sex with three heroin addicted Playmates, two shemale hookers, and one lonely and confused silverback gorilla.

And yet somehow he won’t die! I’ve been sprinkling extra HIV into Magic’s cereal, his toothpaste, and his diet coke for years! I’ve also been replacing his HIV drugs with sugar pills. And yet he never manages to develop full-blown AIDS. I TELL YOU IT’S DRIVING ME MAD!

DAMN YOU MAGIC JOHNSON! WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!

Tags: AIDS, Death, God, HIV, Magic Johnson

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303 Responses to “#66 Magic Johnson”

on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:12 am1Lyds

Dear God,

Just sprinkle some crack on his cereal, then you can sent him to the federal penitentiary and be done with him. Better yet, sprinkle crack on his food, clothing, and vehicles. An open and shut case.

This is why you love scientists to be your double agents!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:13 am2Lyds

oops- sent should be send.

Also, first again? Where are your top disciples?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:14 am3Lyds

Damn. They may talk a good game, but not quick on the draw, huh?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:19 am4God

Lyds - They are sleeping. As to the crack, I do not wish to see him merely go to prison. I want him dead! from AIDS! As I had originally planned. Anything less would be to admit defeat. I’ll get him yet.

NO ONE ESCAPES THE ALMIGHTY GOD! I’LL FUCK YOU UP!
http://www.thinkatheist.com/video/god-will-you-up-nsfw
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:22 am5Lyds

God,

What kind of disciples sleep when the LORD calls them? I mean, Jesus insisted to make fishers of men at all hours!!!

Also, I posted my comments around 11pm, but it says 6 am. Where are you, God? England? (S’ok, just curious!)

And I totally get your death and destruction style. Leaves little room for interpretation!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:26 am6Lyds

Dear God,

Just watched Your vid. Man, God You are awesome! I especially appreciate the country-n-western style of the music (as a Texan).

God, You rock!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:33 am7Lyds

Actually, God, now that I think about it, I guess that your are in Hawaii, and not England. That would make total sense. Hawaii is a garden of Eden, whereas England is the land of kidney pie.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:24 am8Acai

Hey, I bet here’s something you didn’t know, Magic Johnson got the HIV from having anal sex…with a gorilla! Not only was he cheating on his wife of 12 years at the time, he was dressed up as Saddam Hussein and having group sex with three heroin addicted Playmates,
on 26 Feb 2009 at 1:26 pm9anne johnson

YOU BEAST! HE’S A NICE SEX ADDICT! And he’s my cousin, so lay off, Bruiser!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 1:32 pm10Yo Yo Ma Ma

Anne, Magick Johnson is a known tree-killer, having been seen greasing a knothole and injecting an oak tree with AIDS.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 1:35 pm11Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘Magic’ Johnson - is that some kind of sexual reference?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 1:42 pm12Yo Yo Ma Ma

I’ve always hated sports ‘heros’. I have a cartoon taped to my wall:
It’s titled WHO IS THE REAL HERO?

Frame 1 has a firefighter saying “Do you know me? I risk my life to save others. I raise my family on my wages and what my brother-in-law and I make refinishing uphostery on the side.”

Frame 2: “I’m a soldier in Iraq. My wife works part-time and raises our two kids while I’m here.’

Frame 3: Magic Johnson says, “Do you know me? I’m a sports star. I make millions every year to play a game! I have AIDS and have had (by my own admission) unprotected sex with hundreds of women!”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 2:58 pm13Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I guess all those hemophiliacs were drug users or butt-fuckers.

Poor Lyds doesn’t understand the finer details of time zones and how God has no use for such things. Silly, Lyds… time zones are for mortals.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:09 pm14Ben

“And yet somehow he won’t die! I’ve been sprinkling extra HIV into Magic’s cereal, his toothpaste, and his diet coke for years! I’ve also been replacing his HIV drugs with sugar pills. And yet he never manages to develop full-blown AIDS. I TELL YOU IT’S DRIVING ME MAD!”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:17 pm15Lyds

Nun-

Yes, you are right. I repent.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:21 pm16Evangelist Curtis

“he was dressed up as Saddam Hussein and having group sex with three heroin addicted Playmates, two shemale hookers, and one lonely and confused silverback gorilla.”

This is a bad thing?!? Oh. Well there goes MY weekend plans.

Today’s lunch smite:

Baked ham, sweet potato, oriental blend vegetables (Asian crap boiled beyond recognition), sausage 7 cabbage soup, and bread pudding.

I am SO going to Subway today.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:23 pm17Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’ll bet Jesus is responsible for Magic Johnson’s health. Remember when Bridgette told us that Jesus is the cure for AIDS? Jesus is bucking His Dad’s Divine Authority by keeping Magic Johnson from getting the AIDS and dying.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:23 pm18Evangelist Curtis

Uh. That’s supposed to be “&” not “7″.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:24 pm19Evangelist Curtis

#17 - Nun, I think you’re on to something there. After all, Jesus talks like he’s black. I bet he has a secret crush on Magic!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:35 pm20Ben

hey I wonder if bloodvarks like AIDS blood. are they immune to it, does it taste good, or is it like food poisoning? can their livers process AIDS, or are all bloodvorks infected? if you read this bloodvark, i’m interested to know.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:38 pm21Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘7 cabbage soup’ - I could see that being a favorite in some small Eastern Europe country.

Cracka, is your band named ‘7 cabbage soup’?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:40 pm22Yo Yo Ma Ma

Curtis, does your cafeteria actually sell any of this stuff? Maybe they post disgusting food menus and don’t fix a thing, knowing everyone will eat out.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:44 pm23Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I miss Bloodvork, he was funny. I miss Zeus and Lucifer, they were funny.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:45 pm24Evangelist Curtis

Believe it or not, Yo, they often sell out of the stuff. We have a LOT of fatties around here. Not just a bit over weight, but really obese. It’s very sad. They waddle up and down the hallways all day long. The problem is all of the lunch ladies are huge and just fix what they want.

I keep asking that we do some kind of health initiative concerning food choices, but all they want to do is bash the smokers. We petitioned for (and got 80% of the staff signed up) a salad bar and were flatly refused.

God, in addition to smiting my fatty, SOB boss, would you please smite those fatty lunch ladies too?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:46 pm25Evangelist Curtis

I miss Zeus and Lucy too. I’m not so funny.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:50 pm26Josh

Magic Johnson will be staring in the sequel to Bangkok Dangerous.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 3:52 pm27Lucifer

I’m not keeping Magic Johnson alive either. I have to agree with God here. Fuck that guy!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:00 pm28Yo Yo Ma Ma

Lucifer! Long time, and all that!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:01 pm29Yo Yo Ma Ma

Curtis, you are amusing.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:04 pm30The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

your face is ugly.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:04 pm31Nun Ur Damned Bizness

WOOHOO!! Lucifer is so handsome!! He’s dreamy.

Hip-hop artists that I would soooo totally fuck: Ludicris, Xzibit, Fiddy. I hope none of them eat HIV tainted cereal.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:05 pm32The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

magic johnson….

more like magic your face

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:06 pm33The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

do you know what is dumb?

answer: your face

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:07 pm34The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

what is dumb, ugly, and magic johnson?

answer: your face

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:08 pm35Lucifer

Nun I’m going to split you in half tonight. Drinks?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:13 pm36The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

here’s a limerick:

there once was a god on the ‘net
who’s face was ugly you bet
josh is a fag
nun is a hag
and cracka makes the ugly face set

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:32 pm37Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hellz yeah!! I’m always down for a little “drinking” with my main man, Lucifer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUECCA3qMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hOVgsiKAEs
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:48 pm38Lucifer

Great! I’ll bring two bottles of Jose and a gallon of lube.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm39Evangelist Curtis

Nun, #31 - I believe the correct term is “hippity hop” is it not?

Ah, Lucifer. You red horned, handsome devil you! I’d hit that.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 5:18 pm40Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Wanna manifest as some sparkling, hot negro? All this hating on the blacks has me hungry for dark meat.

Curtis,

“hippity hop” is the correct term for the old school grandpa types. And God.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 5:30 pm41Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Queen Latifah’s big, fat, horny white cousin:

http://www.musogato.com/avatar/official/appa07.jpg

For those of you who don’t know, Appa is part bison, part manatee.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:13 pm42Lucifer

I’d hit that!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:16 pm43Josh

nun,
are you going to see this? some dude from the x files worked on it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/alientrespass/
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:21 pm44Bridgette

“As Jesus walked along, he saw a man who had been blind from birth. His disciples asked him, “Rabbi, was it his sin or that of his parents that caused him to be blind?” “Neither,” answered Jesus, “it was no sin, either of this man or of his parents. Rather it was to let God’s work show forth in him.”

(John 9:1-3)
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:25 pm45Josh

Great Bridgy,
Next time I see my paraplegic cousin, I’ll let him know that he’s that way so God’s will can be shown!

BTW - are you supposed to be helping your cause with this passage?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:26 pm46uppity cracka

bridgette,

that wasn’t as funny as your other posts.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:26 pm47Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Two dudes from The X-Files worked on it… R.W. Goodwin was a director in the earlier seasons and is married to the actress who played Scully’s mum. Robert Patrick was Agent Doggett in the last two seasons of The X-Files. Jeez, Josh. Know your x-file info. Man, that X-Files sure was quality entertainment.

Given all that… yeah, I’ll probably see it on DVD but I doubt that I’ll be going to the theater for it.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:26 pm48uppity cracka

lucifer is back!!!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:34 pm49Yo Yo Ma Ma

Lucifer’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Lucifer’s back)
You see him comin’ better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Lucifer’s back)
You been spreading lies that I was true
(Hey-la-day-la Lucifer’s back)
So look out now cause he’s comin’ after you

(Original sung, ironically, by The Angels.)
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:36 pm50Yo Yo Ma Ma

Josh, was your cousin paraplegic from birth? That’s the only way it’s for God’s glory! (My sympathies, BTW. I have a paraplegic cousin, he was always active, until the accident.)

Bridgette, why doesn’t God perform miracles for amputees?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:40 pm51uppity cracka

bridgette,
so God doesn’t hate your parents?

http://16.media.tumblr.com/nfNeT7YvTkeeugmcPxvKuBF6o1_400.jpg

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.
.
.
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i just offended myself.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:42 pm52uppity cracka

so, the reason nun has that cavernous digestive tract where her vagina should be is so God can shine through her hideous deformity?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:45 pm53Yo Yo Ma Ma

He works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:51 pm54Josh

yo yo,
actually my cousin’s dead. it was God’s will.

Cracka,
thanks man, I laughed in my cube at theta picture and my coworker looked to see what was so funny. She now thinks I’m a “very mean person”. You’re a dick for posting that hilarious picture.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 6:58 pm55uppity cracka

you’re welcome, dickhead.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:26 pm56Bridgette

I believe that verse shows that sometimes God uses people for a greater good. Magic Johnson’s purpose was to educate people about AIDS. We all have a purpose on Earth that God needs us to fulfill!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:30 pm57Josh

ha ha!!!!!
So what about the crack head with AIDS that quietly died and no one cared? What was his purpose?

The more you talk the more you let people know you’re an idiot. Why couldn’t Chris Brown have dated you instead?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:30 pm58Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You’re an idiot, Bridgette. Magic Johnson does not have AIDS. Do you even know the difference between AIDS and HIV?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:31 pm59Nun Ur Damned Bizness

She should have dated Phil Spector instead. Brown doesn’t know how to finish the job.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:34 pm60Josh

yo yo,
this is for you:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/02/25/ovalle.topless.cafe.WGME

notice cracka makes a cameo at the end. “Any job’s a good job!”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:36 pm61God

Wrong Bridgette! It was entirely Magic’s sin that caused him to catch the HIV!

However, reminding other people how awesome it is to be able to walk is the purpose of anyone being paraplegic.

I have added two new songs to My Divine Playlist.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:49 pm62Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God,

Is it in Your Divine Plan for Cracka to hurt my feelings and make me cry every day?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:53 pm63uppity cracka

bridgette’s daily vague platitude of bullshit.
tomorrow it will be,
“you can do anything if you put your mind to it!”

i bet she uses cliches in conversations and thinks she’s being deep.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:56 pm64God

Nun - Yes, and for you to do the same to him. Unpleasant Jew does this for Josh, and vice versa, and everyone shits on Ben.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:57 pm65uppity cracka

josh, that’s not me.

1) quit smoking
2) a goatee, really? what is this, 1997?
3) i don’t freakin’ live in maine
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:58 pm66Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Thank You for the clarification, O Heavenly Lord.

Cracka’s so fat that he could lose a whole Bridgette in one of his fat rolls. He’s ugly too.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 7:58 pm67Nun Ur Damned Bizness

AND he has the tiniest penis known to man.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:03 pm68uppity cracka

“Magic Johnson’s purpose was to educate people about AIDS.”

how narrow the passages must be that your thoughts squeak through before they see the outside world. for you, is thinking exactly like shitting? i mean, do you grunt while you come up with this inane gibberish? is that why your face is always red…from the hemorrhoidal pushing that accompanies each sentence as it forms in a pool of droppings from the rickety old, nonsensically compartmentalized storage bin that you call your brain? explains the smell every time you post here.

what a dumbass.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:06 pm69uppity cracka

nonsensically compartmentalized?

well, it must mean something if i typed it.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:09 pm70Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yeah, Cracka might be a big ol’ fatty fat but I totally agree with what he said to ignorant Bridgette who doesn’t realize there’s a difference between AIDS and HIV. She’s the kind of Christian that makes other Christians look so damned stupid.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:26 pm71uppity cracka

fat? that’s a new one. why am i the fat one now? you better just stick with tiny-penis-guy or you’ll get all your insults mixed up.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:38 pm72Bridgette

I didn’t say Magic Johnson had AIDS, of course he only has HIV. But he did raise awareness about HIV, AIDS, and that anyone could get it.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:47 pm73Nun Ur Damned Bizness

We’re not stupid like you, Bridgette.

Here is what you said: “Magic Johnson’s purpose was to educate people about AIDS.”

If you knew that he didn’t have AIDS, you would have said that his purpose was to educate people about HIV. You’re just backtracking now because you know you’re a fucking idiot without a clue. Crawl back in your hole.

Cracka,

You’re fat, ugly, have a tiny penis and whatever else I think of that will hurt your big fat feelings and make you cry big fat tears of fattiness. Fatty.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:50 pm74The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

yo’ momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:53 pm75Josh

Jew,
Your mom’s so short when she sucks my dick i have to get on my knees.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:56 pm76Bei Shen

I thought “hemophiliacs” are people who have problem with blood clots.

BTW, I didn’t talk to God since high school because Magic Johnson keeps on living after getting AIDS. It made me lost faith in God and his architecture.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:56 pm77uppity cracka

“But he did raise awareness about HIV, AIDS, and that anyone could get it.”

thereby fulfilling his divine purpose on this planet as proscribed by the holiest of holies, of whom bridgette has a clear enough understanding to recognize divine planning, especially when it’s this obvious.
secondly, anyone dumb enough by 1992, or whenever it was, not to understand how HIV is passed between people was an IDIOT. so, in summation, magic johnson’s purpose in life, obviously, was to educate idiots on how not to get AIDS…it’s so perfect!! maybe you aren’t stupid!!

nope, on second thought, you are.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:57 pm78uppity cracka

he also raised awareness that if you are rich and famous you can afford adequate healthcare. solution to healthcare crisis: get rich.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:57 pm79Ben

and the gauntlet has been thrown down. will jew accept josh’s momma challenge??
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:58 pm80The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

yo’ momma’s so fat, her shadow weighs 42 lbs.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:58 pm81Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Bei is just as much of an idiot as Bridgette. Magic Johnson does not have AIDS. That’s part of the reason God is so pissed off about the whole fucking thing. He gave him HIV expecting him to get AIDS like every other person but he just goes along for years as HIV positive without ever once contracting full blown AIDS. What a bummer!

And are you really that dumb, Bei that you don’t know hemophiliacs were contracting HIV from blood transfusions?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 8:59 pm82The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

yo’ momma’s so fat, she’s got more chins than china town.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:01 pm83The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

yo’ momma’s so fat, when she goes out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:02 pm84The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

yo’ momma’s so fat, when she goes to the beach she’s the only one who gets a tan.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:06 pm85The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

how comes you’re always such a fussy young man? don’t want no cap’t crunch, don’t want no raisin bran. well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in japan?

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:07 pm86Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Jew is a fucking idiot too. God doesn’t have a momma, fuckhead.

I’m surrounded by morons.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:09 pm87The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

oh won’t you try my lasagna. if you no like lasagna that’s ok too. how about the calzone? or some nice minestrone, it’s good for you. mama mia bambino, capiche pizon?

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:11 pm88The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

i’m gonna buy me a condo. i’m gonna buy me a cuisinart. get the wall-to-wall carpeting. and a wallet for my credit cards. gonna buy me a condo. never have to mow the lawn. gonna get me a t-shirt with the alligator on.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:12 pm89uppity cracka

ooh…can josh come back to defend his God in the second half after that display of yo momma-ness by the jew?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:13 pm90The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

put down that chain saw and listen to me. it’s time for us to join in the fight. it’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. it’s time to let the bed bugs bite.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:18 pm91The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

after all is said in done, you never walk you never run. you’re a winner. you got the moves, and know the streets. make the moves and take the heat. you’re nobodies fool. you’re at your best when the going gets rough. you’ve been put to the test but it’s never enough.

you’ve got the touch.

you’ve got the power.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:20 pm92Ben

of course he’s got the power, he’s God!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:20 pm93The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

it is the year 2005. the treacherous decepticons have conquered the autobots home planet of cybertron. but on secret staging grounds on two of cybertrons moons the valient autobots prepare to retake their homeland.

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:25 pm94Josh

cracka,
you can’t argue with a crazy person, and this crazy person is also a Jew (double the crazy).
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:28 pm95Nun Ur Damned Bizness

This crazy Jew is also retarded, double the crazy, double the ‘tard.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:30 pm96Josh

“Oh Jesus was a regular Jew, I’m waiting for the true messiah to come out my wife’s vag. That’s not her hair by the way, we had to shave it off so she does not temp another man, but we replaced it with a wig mad of human hair, from an Indian temple, you know where they worship different gods? Can I interest you in some gold?”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:30 pm97Josh

made!!!! not mad, made of human hair!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:32 pm98Josh

did anyone read the study about Jews marrying Jews and how it limits the gene pool and leads to genetic diseases?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:32 pm99Josh

I guess not. I’m the only…
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:33 pm100Josh

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:34 pm101Ben

the incredible jew is very funny.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:35 pm102The Unpleasantest Jew

did anyone read the study about fags marrying fags and how it limits the gene pool and leads to joshes?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:36 pm103Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Did anybody see the study on Ben that said he was so stupid he had to pretend to be funny by pretending to be a Jew and was still so stupid that he was the only person who thought the Jew was funny? So sad.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:37 pm104uppity cracka

i read that one, jew.

i’m a learned man.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:37 pm105The Unpleasantest Jew

ucch.

say i’m not funny, but DO NOT call me ben. that’s just out of line.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:37 pm106uppity cracka

okay, now nun’s just making up studies to insult ben.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:39 pm107uppity cracka

or was she insulting jew, thereby insulting all jews, therefore being antisemitic, thereby being practically a nazi, therefore might as well just be a nazi, thereby being a nazi???

nun’s a nazi.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:39 pm108Ben

I read that study too Nun, and I found it heartwarming and informative.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:40 pm109uppity cracka

that reminds of a line in a ween song:

“oh, you really fucked up!!!
you fucking nazi whore!!!!”

who knew all this time they were singing about nun?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:40 pm110Josh

the transitive property of equality proves that Jew is Ben.

Ben = not funny

Jew = not funny

therefore Ben = Jew

also Jew = fag
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:40 pm111Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I most certainly did not!

I made it up to insult Jew, Mr. Fatty Fuckhole.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:41 pm112Nun Ur Damned Bizness

err… I guess I was a little late in correcting Mr. Fuckhole. Sorry, Fatty.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:42 pm113uppity cracka

i followed you until fag.
how does the transitive property make jew a fag?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:42 pm114anne johnson

Magic’s reason for being on earth is to educate people about HIV? Tell that to Lakers fans.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:44 pm115uppity cracka

johnson, we’ve moved on.

now we’re insulting ben/jew/josh/nun/me/probably you, too.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:44 pm116Josh

sorry Cracka I did not show all my work, here is a line I forgot to write down because i thought everyone knew

Bang his wife through a sheet so he will not have to look at a woman = fag
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:45 pm117Josh

one time at band camp Anne put her boyfriend’s penis in her fish mitten, only problem was her boyfried was an oak tree.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:45 pm118anne johnson

Cracka, I understand if you’re fat. You gotta do something to keep warm out there in Minn. in the wintertime. So it’s either drink, screw, or eat too much.

Wait a minute. I thought you were the drinking one!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:46 pm119Evangelist Curtis

I can’t believe I’ve missed all the fun this afternoon.

Stupid job.

Cracka, #68 I bow down to your superb insult skills. Much better than how you usually insult Nun.

Nun, #86 Now I’m crying on the inside. I’m not a moron! I’m an idiot, but not a moron!

I’m completely ignoring the Jew because he’s really Ben.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:46 pm120anne johnson

I never went to band camp! Band camp is lame!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:47 pm121Josh

I secretly think Cracka is like 4 people on this blog. Can you guess which ones?

and of course Ben is Jew, and McCain, and Mop Room Fairy
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:47 pm122anne johnson

Oak trees have staying power, and that’s all I’ll say about that.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:48 pm123Josh

i like you Anne. I’d hit it.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:48 pm124anne johnson

Cracka’s just Cracka. That’s enough of a challenge right there.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:49 pm125anne johnson

God controls Lucifer and Jesus … sort of.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:49 pm126Evangelist Curtis

There you all go with the “F” word again. Keep it up and I’m going to sic Bridgette on you all.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:50 pm127Josh

Curtis,
People say fag like they say nigger, in private and on the internet.

PS - just like nigger, every gay I know uses fag as a term of endearment
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:50 pm128Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m trying to figure out which one of you lame-o fuckholes is really Lucifer. How can you be so lame as yourself but really wicked cool as Big Bad Lucifer?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:51 pm129Josh

it’s easy because as a character you have a focus, you have a “game” as the people who do improv know.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:52 pm130anne johnson

Curtis! Tie on your jealous bib! Today’s lunch:

medallions of chicken breast with spinach and sundried tomatoes, sauteed in a lemon garlic sauce and served on a bed of linguine. Home made blueberry muffins.

Take that, lunch ladies!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:52 pm131Mop Room Fairy

I am not BEN! For this vile transgression, Josh, I will give you the stomach worm.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:54 pm132anne johnson

Cracka, why don’t you start being Zeus?

I would so be Bloodvork. I would have his baby Bloodvorks.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:54 pm133Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Curtis,

Please stop getting upset about people saying ‘fag’. You don’t see Josh getting upset when people say ‘darkie’ or ‘nigger’ or ‘coon’ or ‘monkey’ or ‘fucking black ass crack addict’. If I have to actually start worrying about really hurting somebody’s feelings on a satirical site then I’ll simply stop posting.

And Josh is right, ‘fag’ is a term of endearment. Faggot is the insult.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:54 pm134anne johnson

Ahem. Quite a coincidence that Mop Room Moron shows up when Ben is lurking …
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:56 pm135Mop Room Fairy

Hold your tongue vile woman.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:56 pm136anne johnson

I’m so confused about Josh. I don’t think he’s a darkie or a chinky-chong. I think he’s Canadian and is too embarrassed to admit it.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:57 pm137anne johnson

He wanted to get into the Montreal Comic Festival. Don’t you have to give a blood test for that to prove you’re Canadian?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:58 pm138anne johnson

Hold YOUR fvcking tongue, vile buzzard.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:58 pm139Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Cracka’s not funny enough to be Zeus but I think Josh is funny enough to be Lucifer cuz he’s like playing a role and all.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:59 pm140anne johnson

God, for all his grovelling, I don’t think Smoggy was a very good disciple. Can’t he go to the library and use the computers there to post on Your Holy Blog?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 9:59 pm141Ben

I am not lurking, and I’m not the Mop Room Fairy!

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I did that on purpose; I am not Ben but see how easy it is to be anyone here especially the idiot Ben who already has a reputation for not only having multiple identities but for not being able to remember to change his name and/or email when switching between them.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:00 pm142anne johnson

I’M GONNA MISS DR. PHIL! He’s interviewing octa-Mom! When’s God gonna hate on octa-mom?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:01 pm143Josh

I have no words for that crazy as bat shit woman.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:01 pm144anne johnson

Mop Room Fairy, the only difference between you and Ben is that you’re better looking.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:02 pm145Ben

I can count to potato!!

I’m retarded!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:04 pm146anne johnson

She’s like, “God is going to help me get through this.” Hear that, God? You’re gonna be changing 40 diapers a day for the next 3 years!

Sounds like a job for Ben Room Fairy.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:04 pm147uppity cracka

nun’s not even funny enough to be a whory, stoned nun, so i don’t know why she’s insulting my skills.

zeus was freakin’ funny, though. that dude could BLOG!

if you examine my writing style, i’m obviously not anyone else on this blog.

duh.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:05 pm148anne johnson

Oh Bloodvork, Bloodvork, wherefore art thou, Bloodvork?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:06 pm149anne johnson

Cracka, you no you be Bridgette, yo.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:07 pm150anne johnson

I’VE MISSED SIX MINUTES OF DR. PHIL! I HAVE STUFF TO DO! DAMN GOD’S DIVINE BLOG!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:08 pm151Ben

I’m Octo-mom’s sperm donor. I like to eat glue.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:10 pm152Ben

ok, that’s not me. I’m not anyone anymore but fucking Ben you dumb fucks. I’m not jew, i’m not mop room fairy, i’m just me. fucking shit!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:10 pm153Josh

I feel bad for the sperm guy. she duped him, word on the blogs is she lied abotu having cancer so he would hit it.

It’s only a matter of time before the shine of octo mom is gone, and when the media steps away child services will step in.

Cracka,
I like how you laugh on the blog, someone else laughs like that. I can’t remember who though.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:11 pm154Ben

I’m just me! No more Pirate McCain, or Neb, or anyone. It’s only me, Ben.

Hey can you guys refresh your cache, I changed my picture.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:13 pm155Evangelist Curtis

Josh, Nun - I’m not buying it, sorry. Even on this completely satirical and irreverent blog there are still lines that shouldn’t be crossed. The “F” word and the “N” word, in my opinion, count. It doesn’t matter if Josh gets upset or not. Just because he may be okay with the insult doesn’t mean that I have to be as well. And I’m not upset. Just offended.

With that in mind, you are correct in that if you have to worry about offending someone than you don’t have to post. Likewise, logic would dictate that if I am offended by certain language, then I don’t have to visit. And unlike Bridgette who doesn’t have the good sense God gave her, I don’t have to keep coming back for more.

God bless you all and y’all take care!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:14 pm156anne johnson

If that women fucked oak trees, she’d be the answer to global warming.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:15 pm157Ben

fuck you mop room fairy. you’re dumb.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:15 pm158anne johnson

Curtissssss!

He’s abandoning us for a bunch of fat women who can’t cook for shit.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:15 pm159Ben

I like to lie a lot. The red crayon tastes the best.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:17 pm160Ben

God can you please clear up these identity accusations?? this is really annoying that people think i’m these lame fucks like the mop room fairy.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:18 pm161Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Curtis may have a valid point, Anne. Maybe it’s best if he doesn’t come around if it hurts his feelings. I love Curtis as I love all fags and I know that some of them are very sensitive but if they are that sensitive, a site like this may not be the best place for them.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:19 pm162anne johnson

If we lose Curtis and Nun and Smoggy, what does that leave us? A rodent on meth, a stewed Cracka, a Canadian comic, a tree-fvcker, a Yo-Yo, and … *hacks up fur ball* Bridgette.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:20 pm163Josh

CURTIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:20 pm164anne johnson

Oh good. We’re not losing Nun.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:21 pm165anne johnson

It’s not every place you go that you can one-up someone every single day. But that’s what I’ve done with Mr. “basically fondue.”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:21 pm166Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You wouldn’t have that problem if you didn’t have a rep, Ben. I noticed on the Fat People post that you were impersonating Jesus Christ. I know this because the name was Jesus yet it was the PRAIRIE DOG wavatar.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:22 pm167anne johnson

22 MINUTES INTO DR. PHIL, AND I’M STILL HERE! FVCK MEEEEEEE!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:23 pm168Nun Ur Damned Bizness

It is sad about Curtis but to be brutally honest, I despise being censored.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:24 pm169anne johnson

Are prairie dogs rodents? I really would like to know.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:25 pm170anne johnson

I’ve never seen a more politically incorrect site than this. I’m sure they’re out there, but the day I opened God’s rant on Queen Latifah at a computer in the Vo-Tech library, I realized I’d have to do all my commenting at home. WHICH IS WHY I AM MISSING DR. PHIL.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:34 pm171Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Political correctness has gone too far in my slutty, chiba-affected opinion.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:37 pm172anne johnson

It has gone too far, but what do I know? I’m a stupid hillbilly married to my cousin.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:37 pm173uppity cracka

josh, i’m just me. i have never posted as anyone else…
except for the first time i posted with my first name. it was a nondescript post but if you try really hard you might be able to figure out my first name…not that that would be very interesting, though.

curtis, if you promise to continue your daily postings about fondue, i promise to say “homo” instead of that other word.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:38 pm174anne johnson

I also lived in Detroit for awhile, which makes me a druggy killer gangsta.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:38 pm175Ben

ok nun, i know i’ve been a fucking wierdo in the past but i haven’t played those games in a long long time.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:39 pm176anne johnson

Excuse me, moron? Your first name is Uppity. MORON.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:39 pm177uppity cracka

johnson, dr phil is a hack and a charlatan and an opportunistic media-whore. that being said, i have never actually seen dr phil.

ps- i once posted under the name “nun is a whore”
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:39 pm178Ben

what the fuck nun?! Curtis doesn’t want to be called ‘fag’ any more than you want to be called a whore.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:41 pm179uppity cracka

also, i love the charlatan.

isn’t it a great word?
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:41 pm180Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I AM NOT A WHORE! is a joke response, idiot. Even Cracka gets that.

And the retarded Ben was me.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:41 pm181uppity cracka

i love the *word* charlatan

Him damnit!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:42 pm182uppity cracka

ben is not retarded!

(don’t say retard in front of the retard, you insensitive whore)
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:43 pm183Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Damn you, Cracka!! DAMN YOU!!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:43 pm184uppity cracka

i like having curtis around
so i will no longer use that word if he stays
i can find other ways of offending him
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:44 pm185Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m still sobbing….

… yet still more sobbing…
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:45 pm186Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I. AM. NOT. A. WHORE!!! You fatty Mr. Fatty Fuckhole fatty fucker!!
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:48 pm187Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Honestly, Cracka… this should be God’s call. It’s His Divine Blog so if He thinks we should stop saying ‘fag’ then I’m sure He’ll tell us.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:50 pm188uppity cracka

i’m just sayin’, i’m not attached to the word. but, i like curtis because he’s the only one who doesn’t try to be funny. it’s a matter of value. fag—just another word to me.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:51 pm189Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m a fag-hag. It’s part of who I am.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 10:52 pm190Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I am not a homo-hag and I am not a fruit-fly.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 11:02 pm191uppity cracka

i think the hyphen designates fag-hag as a word apart from fag itself.

semantics, of course.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 11:06 pm192Ben

I think it’s a matter of respect for our friend’s wishes.
on 26 Feb 2009 at 11:07 pm193Ben

now if curtis was telling God not use the word in his posts, that’s a whole nother thing…
on 26 Feb 2009 at 11:59 pm194uppity cracka

shut up, ben.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:00 am195uppity cracka

the only one working late?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:00 am196uppity cracka

someone must be lurking for a quickening…
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:01 am197uppity cracka

but who else would need the extra inches?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:01 am198uppity cracka

hmm…maybe ben?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:02 am199uppity cracka

if not him, then that means i must be…
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:02 am200uppity cracka

THE ONLY ONE!!!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:06 am201Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Has anybody noticed that just about everybody here has been called a ‘fag’ except for Curtis? Has anybody noticed all the racial slurs that show up on this blog? And we’re stuck on ‘fag’. If it was ‘faggot’ I might understand but since I don’t know ONE gay man in real life that would take offense to ‘fag’, well… that tells me something.

Whatever. This is all bullshit. This isn’t God’s Politically Correct Divine Blog and I don’t believe it’s for the thin-skinned. Frankly, I don’t think anybody but God has the right to request that certain words are not used. If it’s going to be like this then I don’t believe this will be a fun place to visit anymore.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:13 am202uppity cracka

“well…that tells me something.”
that curtis is only gay on the interwebs?

seriously, though, you make a valid point. this blog is good because it’s so offensive.

hmmm…

curtis, you should understand that everything said on this blog is tongue-in-cheek over-the-top bigotry for the purpose of entertainment and, if it happens to coincide, to point out the absurdity of bigotry, especially where religion is involved in some way.

with that in mind, i bid you all a fond—

FUCK OFF!!!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 1:02 am203Ben

hmm…you guys are right. fuck all this PC bullshit

Curtis, words only have the power to hurt you if you let them!
it’s not our fault that you live in the south and have a fat bigot for a boss and that America doesn’t allow gay marriage.

this is a great place, a free place, because here is where you are able to say whatever the fuck you want about your fat bastard boss and no one will punish you for it. for fuck-sakes man, don’t be such a fag.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 1:17 am204Christian The Jew

Thread requires this…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7935064058166993925
on 27 Feb 2009 at 1:18 am205Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Good going guys. You have restored my faith in the white man.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 1:20 pm206anne johnson

I live my whole life with a little self-censor in my head that says, “Be a good girl, Annie.” The reason is that my white trash family was full of the worst kind of bigots America ever produced. My grandfather — seriously — thought all black people and all disabled people should be shot. Only he didn’t call them black people and disabled people, he called them niggers and cripples.

So I prefer to call people “retarded.” There’s a school for retarded kids in my neighborhood, and not many of them are crippled, although some are minorities.

Moron is my all-time favorite word.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 1:21 pm207anne johnson

I went to the trouble to look up the post where Cracka used his first name.

For you newbies, Cracka’s first name is Pollywanna.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:23 pm208Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I think we all live with a self-censor in our head. That’s one of the things that makes this place so nice. We can comment on the absurdities of life without having to worry about somebody taking things too seriously.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:39 pm209Yo Yo Ma Ma

Thanks for driving off Curtis, Nun.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:50 pm210Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Grow up, Yo. I’m not the only person who said fag and to be honest, Curtis walked away on his own.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:50 pm211Ben

i think Curtis will be back. let’s not all turn on each other now because Curtis can’t handle seeing a word on God’s most offensive blog. that just doesn’t make sense.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:51 pm212Yo Yo Ma Ma

He walked away after he asked politely for ‘us’ to stop using the term. The childish or illiterate among us couldn’t let it go.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 2:52 pm213Yo Yo Ma Ma

Ben, I hope so. He was entertaining, and interesting.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:00 pm214Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Stop being a fag, Yo.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:02 pm215Ben

heheh. i’m glad there are no asians here that demand you stop using your gravatar Yo, cause it’s damn funny.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:03 pm216Yo Yo Ma Ma

LOL!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:04 pm217uppity cracka

nun, can’t you have one of your gays fill in as our token “fabulous” guy until curtis comes to his senses??? what’s your burro having for lunch?

i feel a little sad.

anyway, tj houshmenzadeh (sp?) expressed interest in playing for the eagles, seahawks, and vikings. let the thumbwrestling begin!!! best of three. no cheating.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:05 pm218Yo Yo Ma Ma

(LOL to Nun)

Ben, I changed it on Gravatar (back to the blue-balled brain), but have to clean out my cookies for it to change.

Besides, it’s not an asian, it’s a man with bad teeth, jaundice, and a squint. It’s supposed to be cracka.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:06 pm219Ben

but you know what’s really funny? the phrase “don’t be a fag” basically means “don’t get upset over nothing.”

so someone who is a fag, is someone who gets huffy over very little. which is exactly what Curtis is doing. because he’s a being a whiner.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:07 pm220Yo Yo Ma Ma

The local gay rights club used to have a spokesman named Snively.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:11 pm221Yo Yo Ma Ma

Fvck, someone just slipped and split her scalp open in the parking lot (she bled like a stuck pig). Luckily it was an employee. The sand truck has just arrived.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:14 pm222God

She had just settled a long debate in her head and had decided to become an atheist. I punished her accordingly.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:15 pm223uppity cracka

hahaha! bloodvork would love this!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:16 pm224Yo Yo Ma Ma

Well smote, God!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:17 pm225Yo Yo Ma Ma

Pig bleeder was wearing a light-colored blouse, guess it’s going in the trash! Or to bloodvork’s den.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:25 pm226The Unpleasantest Jew

yo.

alla you better quit fucking calling me ben.

that’s fucked up.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:36 pm227uppity cracka

SHUTUP BEN.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:37 pm228uppity cracka

that’s funny, i tried to say,
“shut up, ben”,
and i got a duplicate comment screen.
no shit, i’ve said that before, you stupid fucking internet!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:38 pm229God

Jew is not Ben. They are separate people, with different IP addresses. But they are both juvenile charlatans.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:38 pm230Yo Yo Ma Ma

It’s a series of tubes!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 3:41 pm231uppity cracka

yes!!! charlatans!!! best word of the week.

it’s not a dumptruck!! it’s a series of tu-u-u-u-u-ubes!!!!!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:00 pm232The Unpleasantest Jew

the next person to call me ben gets a rectum full of fist.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:02 pm233Bloodvork

Not only do AIDS victims tend to not bleed very much, but their blood is the equivalent of uncooked eggs from a salmonella chicken. Diarrhea for days.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:14 pm234Yo Yo Ma Ma

Speaking of that, it’s lunchtime.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:33 pm235uppity cracka

my next band will be called, in honor of smoggy,
“scarecrow doll vomit”
first album will be titled, in honor of bloodvork,
“AIDS victims don’t bleed much.”
first single, in honor of curtis,
“basically fondue”
on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:42 pm236Yo Yo Ma Ma

Holy Cheesehead, Crackman! I predict your single will go Gold Cheddar in Wisconsin
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:05 pm237uppity cracka

does that mean i have to wait until the year 2029 since the ’sconnies are always 20 yrs behind?

shit! i’ll be half as old as yoyo is now by then!!!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:06 pm238Ben

I will totally buy that! as long as it’s under a dollar. let me know when it comes out! will there be a ’shutup, ben’ track?? it could be 7 minutes of silence.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:13 pm239Netra

Is this lace serious?? Or are you joking?? Please tell me this whole site is a joke, if not then it should be!!!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:15 pm240God

DAMN YOU NETRA! HOW DARE YOU?!

MY PAIN AND ANGER IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:22 pm241uppity cracka

netra,

uuuuuummmmmmm………..

what?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:24 pm242Yo Yo Ma Ma

First (and only) rule: Don’t. Anger. God.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 5:26 pm243Yo Yo Ma Ma

“half as old as yoyo is now by then”

That’s ageism, that is. I’ll beat you with my walker! Get closer…
on 27 Feb 2009 at 7:55 pm244Ben

Netra, you’re dumb.

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:02 pm245anne johnson

I’ve got some serious lace, but you gotta pay me to show it to you.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:03 pm246The Unpleasantest Jew

dear god,

i am offended by use of the word “pineapple.” why do all these fags and niggers think it’s ok to come to a public forum like this and throw around the “p” word all willy nilly. i realise this is somewhat an edgey site, but if the fags, cunts, kikes, niggers (both of the normal and sand varieties), slopes, and spics want to come here to meet, can they at least do it with some class?

sincerely,

Unpleas
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:04 pm247anne johnson

Since Curtis is (hopefully) taking a hiatus into the sane world, I will report what his cafeteria ladies served for lunch today:

Chicken-fried steaks, tater tots, vegetables boiled beyond recognition, cheesy beefy soup (basically fondue) and white chocolate mousse cake with layers of candied raspberries.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:04 pm248Ben

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:04 pm249anne johnson

I’m not sure I got that right. I’m so retarded.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:05 pm250anne johnson

Cut it the fvck out, Ben! You are terminally retarded.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:05 pm251Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You’re being childish and illiterate, Ben.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:11 pm252Ben

What’s the matter? They’re just words.

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:13 pm253Nun Ur Damned Bizness

That’s my thought as well but that’s not how the resident geezer feels. Or maybe I’m just childish and illiterate because I’m a female.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:15 pm254Ben

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:15 pm255Ben

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:17 pm256anne johnson

No illiterates allowed on this site! That means you, Ben!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:19 pm257Ben

I’m making a statement in defense of free speech.

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on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:21 pm258anne johnson

You know what we never talk about on this site? Mexicans. It seems like everyone hates Mexicans except Mexicans themselves.

Personally I like Mexicans. There’s something cute about the way they’re so undernourished that they top out at four-foot-eight.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:22 pm259anne johnson

Ben is defending free speech by slinging strings of insults. I don’t think that’s what the framers of the Constitution had in mind, YOU RETARD!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:28 pm260anne johnson

I’ve totally been forgetting to thank God for recognizing my blasphemy by putting me in his sidebar. So thank you, Smitey Almighty!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:34 pm261Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t think Ben is trying to insult anybody. I think he’s trying to prove that words are just words and they only affect you if you let them… like I’m super-pissed off about a judgmental fuckhole telling me that I’m childish and illiterate for stating my fucking opinion and then defending it.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:34 pm262Nun Ur Damned Bizness

See how pissed I am?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:49 pm263anne johnson

Well, there’s pissed

And there’s really pissed

And there’s pissed beyond words

And there’s I-could-fuckin-kill-you pissed

God gives us so many ways to be pissed!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 8:49 pm264Yo Yo Ma Ma

Lighten up, Nun! I think you take this board too seriously. Sit down, light up, make sure you got enough to go around.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:02 pm265uppity cracka

i don’t smoke anymore so i could probably get a pretty wicked contact high. just let me sit in your second hand smoke…yup, i’m baked.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:04 pm266uppity cracka

you better not have cut and paste those words, ben!! i hope you typed each individual word, damnit. because there is nothing, NOTHING, that i hate more than lazy free speech!!

now:

shut up.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:06 pm267Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t think this one means pissed, Anne.

Piss off, geezer.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:11 pm268Yo Yo Ma Ma

I’m-I’m hurt…(sobs into cup of Metamucil). Wait - ‘geezer’, did you mean God?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:14 pm269Nun Ur Damned Bizness

If I meant God, I would have capitalized. You must be illiterate.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:16 pm270Yo Yo Ma Ma

Izzat better’n being a fag?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:17 pm271Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t know. Is it, fag?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:20 pm272Yo Yo Ma Ma

Cracka? You’re being paged.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:22 pm273Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You have to have a penis to be a fag. That rules poor Cracka out.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:24 pm274Yo Yo Ma Ma

Ahhh…that explains his drinking.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:25 pm275anne johnson

I hope you don’t think I called you illiterate, Nun. Nobody on this thread is illiterate, that’s why I like it here.

I know this dude is not supposed to be pissed, but he looks pissed, like slightly pissed.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:26 pm276anne johnson

It’s Friday afternoon. Does anybody want to get high and listen to Fleetwood Mac?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:27 pm277anne johnson

Shit. I should have picked a band that I can spell. Does anyone want to get high and listen to that drunken bunch of garage rockers from Minnesota?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:29 pm278Yo Yo Ma Ma

It’s 4:20 somewhere.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:30 pm279Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘get high and listen to that drunken bunch of garage rockers from Minnesota?’

It’s the only way to get through the entire set.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:30 pm280Nun Ur Damned Bizness

No, Anne. You never called me illiterate and I don’t know why I’d even think that. Yo called me childish and illiterate and accused me of driving Curtis away. It pissed me off but I’ve noticed that he doesn’t have anything to say to Cracka and Ben so I’d say he has issues with women.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:31 pm281uppity cracka

which ones?

that dude doesn’t look slightly pissed. he looks like he just received information that is going to make him slightly pissed after he internalizes it for a moment.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:33 pm282Ben

whoa….Wolfman’s got nards?!?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:35 pm283Yo Yo Ma Ma

Sorry Nun, I don’t believe you’re a woman.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:44 pm284Ben

name that movie reference i just made
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:44 pm285Ben

Is she a shemale? Did NUN give Magic Johnson AIDS?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:48 pm286Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yo’s an idiot if he really doesn’t think I’m a woman.

Monster Squad, Ben.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 9:57 pm287Ben

well done Nun, well done. now! we know you’re a woman, but do you also have a penis? and did you give Magic the HIV?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:01 pm288Nun Ur Damned Bizness

No, you freakin’ moron! God gave Magic the HIV which He stated over and over again in His Holy Blog.

As for the penises, I have several and I keep them in the nightstand by my bed. I have lots of fun with my penises. Sometimes we even have tea parties.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:13 pm289uppity cracka

what an angry nun.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:15 pm290uppity cracka

nun, in ben’s defense, God did say something about giving magic the hiv by way of shemale hookers…among other things…gorilla…drug addicts…anal bestiality. who’s to say you weren’t involved. given your bizarre sexual appetite, it’s not outside the realm of realistic possibilities.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:26 pm291Ben

thanks cracka. i knew you would understand my premise that nun’s a whore.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:32 pm292Anonymous

Can Anne get a longer penis with just 3 minutes left of computer time at the library?
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:32 pm293Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Oh yeah… I forgot about the shemale hookers and the gorilla. My bad.

I won’t even bother saying I’m not a whore with the cranky face because some of you idiots are too stupid to realize it’s a joke.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:33 pm294Anonymous

It’s me, Anne. I believe in not wasting anything, so I’m going to stay on this library computer until it kicks me off. I come here to spy on Teenzilla’s Facebook.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:34 pm295Anonymous

Going to close now. You are not a whore, Nun. But God’s a meany pants.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:34 pm296Ben

damnit! it’s a joke? i don’t think so. i think you really were a whore. you sell your vaj for cash.

Anne, you can’t get a longer penis, but you can get a bigger clit. That increases the pleasure for ya.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:42 pm297Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m thinking about selling my vajayjay for cash. Times are bad, bro.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:45 pm298Ben

eh, things could always be worse. at least you have your tits!
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:51 pm299Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m thinking about selling those too. They are beautiful titties.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 10:54 pm300Ben

there can be only one.
on 27 Feb 2009 at 11:13 pm301anne johnson

FVCK!
on 01 Mar 2009 at 12:07 am302anne johnson

Anybody wanna play “clear out the cache?”
on 14 Aug 2010 at 5:10 am303ShunRenHu

Dear Father,

I think You gave him an deadly disease called AIDS called Modern Black Death\Plague, because of his unsafe sex; but he used some medicines to control it and coexist with its.