Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something I saw in the news that enrages Me:
Texas Man Says God Told Him to Ram Other Driver at 100 MPH
Did you read that? Isn’t it absolutely insane? They actually arrested this man!
They should be giving him a medal. The rest of you could learn something from this guy. Like when I tell you do something, you don’t ask questions, you just fucking do it.
Michael E. Schwab was on his way to have sex with his wife when I commanded him to use his pickup truck to smite a vile woman who wasn’t driving like a Christian. Not only did he do this for Me, he sped up to 100 MPH.
He is a wonderful servant of Me, and he will get his reward. I’m not saying I’m going to post his $50,000 bail, but believe Me, he’s getting into Heaven when he dies next year.
I see that he will have to undergo a psychiatric evaluation as well. Shameful!
Now why is it that whenever one of My servants tells everyone that I, The Almighty God, told them to do something, people always just assume they’re crazy? How come they never ever consider they just might be telling the truth?
And it’s not just baby-eating atheists that do this. It’s everyone, heathens and faithful Christians alike. So I guess I just never talk to anyone or tell anyone what to do anymore, huh? FOOLS!
I already hated pigs in general, but now I have a special vendetta against the Texas police. I will crush their bones! I will eat their souls and erase them from existence! And I will unleash a wave of Mexicans upon them the likes of which they have never seen!
As for the rest of you, be prepared. My next command could come down at any moment. Pray that you are as ready as this biblical hero was.
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God,
You don’t particularly care for us woman types so do You give us Great Divine Demandments? I ask because last night I heard a big and booming, Divine and Handsome voice telling me to fuck that really cute guy. I fucked him, God and it was good. But did I fuck him as You had commanded me to do so or did I fuck him because I’m crazy and have voices in my head? I only want to serve You, O Lord but sometimes all the voices sound the same.
whore.
“wave of mexicans” HA!!!
i am ready to smite anyone anywhere anytime by any means available, oh Lord.
You hurt me, Cracka. On a daily basis.
You’ve got to get the X-Files film and watch the extended version. Grisly, grisly, grisly… I was happy and it totally made up for the sappy scenes.
Nun,
God talks to women, but it goes to their heads. Remember Joan of Arc, I mean the TV show not the crazy bitch who thought she was the saviour of the universe (who everyone already knows is Flash Gordan - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q)
Ummm… Joan of Arc was a fictional tv show and not representative of real life and real God communication, moron.
Nun,
Get your facts straight the TV was a documentary! One that was put on air by God’s direct intervention, how else would you explain a shitty show about a kid who talks to God and He helps her get through boring teenage shit as opposed to solving real problems like world hunger and heathens?
All that whoring/sluting it up has turned your brain to mush (get a softer headboard)
God,
How do you feel about the guy who changed his name to Jehovah and his son’s name to Jesus? Is it an homage or is that disrespect? Does he get into heaven or is a penis smite in order
*crosses fingers*
please let it be penis smite, please let it be penis smite, please let it be penis smite…
Josh, Josh, Josh. You poor, stupid, retarded chinky-chong. Joan of Arc was not a documentary. It was fluff entertainment, not even worthy of the time it took to look at. Now The X-Files… that was true life documentary reality. It is because of the vigilance and psychosis of X-Files fans that the honey-bee population is on the decline.
i like to watch frontline.
i’m white, but i hate dave matthews.
when was the last time you had a lunchables?
shut up, ben.
Dave Matthews has no rhythm. It’s embarrassing to watch whiteys dance.
Josh,
That is blasphemy and definitely warranted a full out smite. First I smote them both with tiny penis. Then I gave the father pancreatic cancer. Then I sent the son to get blown up in Iraq.
SMITE!
SMITE!
SMITE!
God,
Please help me! Nun is saying a show that talked about Your divine power and glory was a fake!!! Please Lord I need You now more than ever.
Cracka,
But do you like John Mayer? He’s waiting for the world to change.
God,
You Almighty are hard core!!!
You sent a 3 year old white baby to die in Iraq.
Just when I thought You could not get more perfecter, You tottally hit it out of the park!
A penis, cancer and a dead baby smite combo. These are the things of legend.
Josh,
As a fat Asian, shouldn’t you be asking Buddha for help?
Nun,
don’t be crazy, everyone knows God is better than Buddha. I’m on the winning team, much like the Bulls fans of the 90s and the Yankees fans of the late 90s early 2000s.
If God has a losing season, then I’ll switch but I’ve already invested in a God Jersey and some hats so…….
do you guys find it funny that media is focusing on those two Jews who dies and not any of the other 177 people who were killed? I mean seriously, come on. There where so many more Hindus and Indians who died, I’m over those two Jews. They didn’t even except Jesus as their saviour.
Josh,
You sound like a fair-weather fan and that is not the kind of fan that God needs. He has far too many saps that abandon Him at the first sign of a better deity. I have been a Seahawks fan since 1984. Go back and look at their record(especially in the early 90s) and you will see that I offer the kind of devotion that any deity would love to have… if it weren’t for my cursed vagina.
slow down Nun,
No matter what I am a man, and you are a woman, so you can only be so high up on the God love ladder.
now stop trying to make me mad before I point at you and scream “Unclean! Unclean!” and then you get stoned (That’s in the good book)
josh, i don’t like anyone. that includes john mayer. the only good thing he ever did was a chappelle skit. and yes, i think the dead jew thing is hilarious. it reminds me of the holocaust. was that overblown or what? God is smiting 3 yr olds now? awesome!
Josh,
Your little pudgy fat Asian arms are too fat and pudgy to point at anybody. Stop making threats that your fat, pudgy Asian body cannot backup.
Nun,
I point at things with my man boobs, just becareful because if you’re standing next to other women when I “point” you might all get stoned. Man boob pointing is not an exact science.
Josh,
If I wanted to get slapped in the face with gushy, fat flesh then I’d turn lesbo. Your man boobs disgust me and if you point them anywhere in my direction then I will cut them off with a straight razor. DON’T FUCK WITH ME, CHING-CHONG!
ha! Nun you get slapped in the face with gushy fat flesh all the time, don’t play coy now. Penis Slap!!!
and if you think a straight razor can cut my grade A beef tits, then you obviously don’t know the power in a manly breast. Better get the axe, or a chain saw.
cracka, you can lick my hairy butthole.
you’ve taken it too far white boy.
I think your comment would be a lot more effective if your gravatar wasn’t Ralph Wiggums, Ben. As it is, it’s just like Josh making threats with his man titties… retarded.
I’m retarded for a number of reasons, none of which have to do with my man utters.
You’re right, Josh. Your bulbous globs of Asian man flesh make you ugly, not retarded. Now you’re fat, retarded, Asian and ugly. I was happy enough not pointing out your extreme ugliness but you just couldn’t let people think you were only retarded, could you? You just had to bring attention to the fact that you’re an ugly cuss in addition to your mental deficiencies. I hope you’re proud of yourself, fuckin’ retard.
I’m cute Nun, in my own special way. White ladies love to pinch my cheeks. retarded? yes. Ugly? that’s a matter of oppinion. Some people think that women with big nice titties are ugly.
Josh said: “Some people think that women with big nice titties are ugly.”
Those are Catholic priests, Josh. Even most gays like the soft, welcoming nature of a female breast.
If you could rest your head between my mounds of breasty goodness, you’d know what I mean.
have i taken it too far, ben? are you planning on FACEing me somehow? you cannot FACE the almighty cracka!!! that’s nun’s job.
God,
Hilarious post once again. I really love your graphic of the truck smiting. Bravo good Sir.
Cracka,
Once again, I do not FACE you. I merely state the truth, good sir. Like the fact that your cock is no bigger than a thimble.
thimbleFACE!!!!
Ha…ha…ha…
God made the crazy fucker run his redneck mobile up some women drivers arse. What’s the sentence for vehicular anal? Penetration with a truck sure makes dildos look faggy.
PS The modern world calls it 160KM/hr–catch up America!!
the modern world is for faggy sounding foreigners who talk like hugh grant. cheerio, mate, bob’s yer uncle.
Smoggy Batzrubble,
I claim you from hell and restore you to life with your sheep in New Zealand. You’re welcome.
I like the way Brits talk better than Americans. The Brits have really cool slang and they like the word “fuck” a lot.
fuck off, old chap.
hallelujah. amen. praise the Lord. He works in mysterious sheep fucking ways.
It’s bugger off, you ignorant prat.
whore.
wanker
you know what they have in texas? steers and ben.
you got that wrong Jew. it’s supposed to be steers and QUEERS.
shut up.
No, he had that right, Ben. Sorry, little buddy.
Cracka,
Did you get that X-Files DVD?
Jew’re right.
God only pardoned Smoggy to be able to use Smoggy as a metric converter. Okay, Batzruckus, how many metres is 157674527 miles?
he’ll never get that one, johnson!!!!
i’ll get it this weekend, nun. i haven’t yet decided if i should irrationally obsess over it or not.
POEM OF THANKS TO GOD
Oh sing to me Angels of Smoggy Batzrubble
A deviant Kiwi in all sorts of trouble
Maliciously slaughtered by a maniac killer
Flayed, sliced and beaten, and kept in a chiller
His soul ripped asunder and banished to Hell’s
Deep darkest annex where all there is smells
Of the juice of a thousand voracious nude Scullys
Who only want Smog for his cock in their gullies
After day after day of relentless gyration
Smoggy’s sad cock seemed like two-month-old bacon
But just when his brain was so addled and hateful
Came a light in the dark, which is why Smoggy’s grateful
To God, the Almighty Immortal Invisible,
And so on, and etcetera and indivisible
Who rescued this last of the Batzrubble boys
And set him back home with his prides and his joys
A flock of sweet sheep, a dozen Speights beer,
Some pork, and some puha, and rugby all year
So good on ya Yahweh, you’re not a bad bloke,
For the rest of you fuckers…I hope you all choke.
I like the gore that was cut out of the theatrical release and added into the extended version. Nothing too major but completely in line and appropriate for what the Frankenstein doctor was doing. You also get to see that Agent hit the bottom of that elevator shaft. SWEET!!
I like The X-Files but I’m not sure I like the mental picture of a thousand nude and horny Scullys running around. That fucks with my head, man.
Wow Nun–you sound like a Catholic: “I’m not sure I like the mental picture of a thousand nude and horny Nuns running around. That fucks with my head, man.”
I’m sorry, Cracka… you’ve seen The X-Files movie, right? Or did I just ruin it for you?
dont ruin the movie for me Nun! I have it as the top DVD in my queue but block buster is toying with me.
Sorry, Josh. Watch the extended version. I didn’t have to wait for Blockbuster because I’m one of those freakazoid fans that already owns four copies.
There’s something wrong with me.
Smoggy,
I sound like a heterosexual female. Now if there’s a thousand nude Mulders running around, that’s HOT!
“two month old bacon”
you only wish you could ruin it for me, nun, but i’ve seen it already. on my anniversary no less. my wife and i are nerds, yes. hey, it was romantic to US, okay…
Would someone please refresh my memory as to why we wanted Smoggy back?
I don’t want him back–he’s a cunt!
I’m an X-Files virgin! It’s true you don’t crave what you’ve never tried. I just don’t like creepy stuff. Living in New Jersey, I get enough of that just going out for bagels.
you’re a sex virgin too.
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Wrong.
Cracka,
I’m a geek so I would have gone to see it on my anniversary too… if I believed in marriage, that is.
Anne is a virgin, she’s never done it in her ear.
Anne,
I’m not uber fan like Nun, but X Files was a great show. Check it out. Also I wanted Smoggy back because he’s funny and I have a cousin who is a single sheep.
I, for one, am glad Smoggy is back.
He writes poems.
He fucks sheep.
He has style.
Whenever I read Ben’s posts all I can hear in my head is Ralph’s sweet little voice.
X-Files was quality entertainment for the intelligent. If you’re stupid, don’t bother watching it, you won’t get it. Although you might become fixated on whether or not Mulder will stick his penis in Scully’s vajayjay.
I agree without ever having seen it that X-Files must be a smart person’s turn-on, because everyone I’ve ever met who liked it was un-Ben.
It’s been a long day. I think I’m gonna go smoke some toad, take my King James Version to the firing range, and see if I can exactly plug John 3:16 with a hollow tip.
God, if you’d just Rapture your fuckin followers, there would be enough good jobs for everyone left behind. Get busy.
Miss New Zealand contest. Yummy, yummy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mPRj87S_g
Ben, admit it, the X-Files sucked arse.
Smoggy writes poems about fucking stylish sheep.
Or was it stylishly fucking sheep?
Shake, I never said they were good. I agree with you, that show sucked. I never liked it either.
what more proof do we need that shake and ben are idiots?
Cracka said: “what more proof do we need that shake and ben are idiots?”
None at all. That’s a shame too. I kind of thought Shake was smart.
Cracka, you’ve got to let me know what you think about the extended version. It seems some people aren’t satisfied.
what more proof do I need that you two are bozos? X-Files is an awful show. bad bad bad bad bad.
bozos? what kind of an idiot are you?
shut up, ben.
The X-Files was never bad. It was well written and well acted. The special effects were pretty damned good for a television show. Character development was solid and the scripts were pretty solid for the most part. Given that nothing except God is perfect, some of the episodes did suck a bit. However, you have to have a fair amount of intelligence to follow the episodes. If you are not capable of using your brain to think then you will not be able to understand The X-Files, it did not spell everything out for the viewer. That is probably why you think it’s “bad”, Ben.
Did anybody watch the video that God posted a link to on the Ask God page? I took it to mean that God wanted me to kill Habibs so that’s just what I did last night. I killed Habibs for God!!
yeah I saw that.
BEST. SMITE. EVER.
and also the most cruel.
No, it wasn’t. It was a Divine Subliminal Demandment to go kill diaper-heads. Jeez, you sure are dumb, Ben.
fuckin’ ben.
Okay, so I just went over to “Ask God.” First we get a pinhead named JRose who wanted to know if he/she was gonna get burned at a steak.
If that wasn’t funny enough, God puts a whoop-ass smite on by finding a video of what looks like Cheech Marin in a turban, doing a Teletubby song and dance. Is that supposed to be a religion, or just some kinda diaper-head disco?
first of all, johnson, if anyone burns my steak…i would burn them at the stake. i’m a medium-rare guy all the way.
second of all, the indian cheech is pure genius.
I can say, without reservation, that said video is one of the funniest and yet most strangely alluring things I have ever seen.
I want to point and laugh and yet I want to walk up to strangers and start dancing like that and then throw deodorant in the face of every haji I see.
i think it’s funny that Anne is questioning the sikh religion when she worships anything alive, and some non living stuff like rivers. Some of the druid dude gods have women names like Gwynn AP Nudd.
If you worship fairies try not to poke fun at other people’s beliefs. That’s very Ben.
I wasn’t poking fun at a religion. That didn’t look like religion to me. I guess I just wondered if God thought it was a Sikh at work. But even God is smarter than that.
The only religions I poke fun at are the stupid ones. Like, Stations of the Cross. WTF? On the other hand, snake handlers are awesome.
On an unrelated note. Josh, honey, are you an Asian who eats American food, or an Asian who eats way way WAY too much Asian food?
josh is making a lot of sense right now…as much sense as a fucking fat retarded chinky ching chong can make, anyway.
Gosh, if that is a religion, I’m all for it! That dude looked happy as all get out.
Anne,
To answer your question: YES.
Part of the Sikh religion: They have to carry a knife on them at all times.
Josh, how is that very Ben? I don’t worship any stupid religions because they’re all retarded and madeup. i claim the right to make fun of all of them.
Ben,
Do you realize you just answered your own damn question?
“God,”
We question the sanity of a man like this because he is obviously trying to exploit our religion to get away with a crime.
Josh said:
“If you worship fairies try not to poke fun at other people’s beliefs. That’s very Ben.”
What the fuck? I don’t worship fairies so I get to make fun. I’m not a fucking hypocrite like some people around here.
Ben,
” i claim the right to make fun of all of them.”
that’s the fuck.
Bridgette is a faithful reader is every meaning of the words. She’s also crazy as bat shit.
in every meaning!!! “IN” Him damn it!
100?
… pounds and you’re only four years old? Poor Josh!
“We question the sanity…”
Wowee Bridgette–the Royal WE. As spokeslutperson for all Christians couldn’t you tidy yourself up a bit? You look like you’ve been smoking crack and lapping it up in a glory hole since thanksgiving. I looked better after weeks of nude Scullys dancing on my face.
Actually–you remind me a bit of Anne Coulter.
so what Josh, you’re saying it’s not ok to make fun of all religions? that would be very faggy of you because they’re all equally retarded….
Looks to me like one og Josh’s tits weights 100 pounds
og? …oG?? …OG??? Who the fuck is og?
Wow Spelling Demon, cool avatar. I might just keep you.
“Bridgette,”
We question the sanity of a woman like you for multiple and diverse reasons.
On the subject of making fun of all other religions than your own: I’m for it. It seems to be the way most religions survive and thrive. Silly Sikhs! They should be Druids.
Ben makes fun of all religions, Anne was making fun of a religion, therefore it can be concluded that Anne’s behaviour is similar to Ben’s.
If you don’t get that shit now there is no hope for you, kill yourself.
What do you think everyone? Cooler than Smoggy the sheep fucker?
Josh, there is a big difference. Anne is a hypocrite and I am not.
you lose. good day sir!
hey everyone!
Josh is one of those smelly sikhs!
heh… heh… so much fun
uppity what are you a silent partner all of a sudden? you know i’m right. where do you weigh in on the argument between me and Josh right now.
Me, a hypocrite?
Actually though, I am hoping that Josh loses, because if he gets any bigger he won’t fit through the doorway.
Cracka’s not gonna weigh in. In the game of weight, Josh rules.
Smoggy, I’d definitely keep the Smog in Black for special occasions. But for everyday blabbing, your avatar is hard to ignore.
“Ben like” does not equal “Ben clone”. I said her actions where similar not exact. I did not say her action of being a smelly hypocrite druid was what she was doing similar to you; I said her action of making fun of a religion was silimar to your and by your own admission you make fun of religions.
You do the oppostie of win on a second by second basis. This second is no different. I bid you good day you bloody wanker.
I’m not a sikh, but I used to live in a town full of them. They caught holy hellafter 9/11 and it wasn’t even them who did it.
while that’s not fair, you must admit they are quite nine-eleveny.
we’ll call this one a draw Josh North Tower.
A draw it is South Tower!
May the plane known as Anne Johnson never crash into you.
Such happiness and harmony on God’s blog. Concord between Josh “Noogy Tits” North Tower and Ben “Secret Tosser” South Tower-united, against Anne “Jumbo Jet” Johnson.
What a tribe of turds
you should have used “Smoggy in black” for that one.
but really I win.
Only a loser would have to say so Ben.
LOGIC FACE!!!!!
OH GO FUCK A SHEEP
You guys think I’m really a fat asian so I’m going back to the picture I took at Sears.
Did you see the Miss New Zealand contest at post 71? One of them is my girlfriend (clue: she’s a blond). Sexy eh?
You’re all so fucking stupid and poor God is in such Divine Denial about His precious man that He doesn’t even realize how fucking so stupid you all are. I’m so stupid too because I have this cursed vagina but at least I’ve got awesome titties.
that has yet to be seen.
No, Smoggy. That is not sexy. You see, you’re the only one here who is attracted to sheep you freaky fucker.
Sorry, Josh… I’m not into flashing my titties on the internet for all to see like you are.
I do wish I had a penis. God would love me and think I’m so smart if I had a penis. And it would be wicked cool to aim my urine.
Small boys can piss the furthest. I used to be able to hit a sheep from six paces. With age the pressure declines from too much wanking and one gets spotty shoes.
There once was a cock-loving nun
Who thought pissing while upright was fun
She stood by the bowl
And aimed at her goal
Then cried, “I’ve got a hole not a gun!”
that’s applause break worthy Smog.
I know you’re used to sheep, Smoggy so I’ll cut you some slack on this but for the record, women pee while upright. I realize that since you’re used to girlfriends who squat and a wife who just lays there that you are misinformed.
The plane known as Anne Johnson is now taking passengers for Amsterdam. Sorry, Ben, the flight is sold out. And I doubt that you could get through security with that metal plate in your head anyway.
WooHoo!! I’m a goin’ to Amsterdam!! Disneyland can kiss my lily white ass!!
hmm…bridgette still doesn’t understand the joke part of the joke…or the stopping part of the eyebrow twease…or the fact that a shiny red nose during the christmas season might leave you open to some friendly internet ribbing.
bridgette, will you guide my “sleigh” into nun’s dark, forbidding chasm of a vagina tonight?
Don’t do it. cracka! Go to the light!
i smoked crack once. looked just like that picture of bridgette in the morning. except less fat.
i thought i was supposed to walk away from the light…fuck. where am i??? bridgette!! turn your nose back on!!!!
gross. nevermind, turn it off.
Bridgette is dead. I crushed her with my massive twat. That’s what you get for bringing that thing into my tunnel of fuck.
well, that takes care of that, i guess. who’s thirsty?
I’m always thirsty. God’s blessed chiba gives me cotton-mouth.
I don’t think it’s God’s chiba that puts a white substance in the corners of your mouth.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Josh, am I seeing Mr. T again, or have I just been cleared for landing in Amsterdam?
anne,
It’s indeed T time!
PS — This is for Smoggy, Ex-Smoggy, and every other permutation of Smoggy:
Send that fucking sun back RIGHT NOW, and no sheep gets hurt.
I do not do winter solstice well. Never have, never will.
Short days piss me off. Make me say mean stuff that I normally wouldn’t say … except to God. And that means you, Ben. Only someone like me who actually has metal in their bodies could be so retarded as to make fun of it.
i thought it was happy hour.
Josh, there’s actually a kid at my school who has his hair done that way. He looked better without the Mohawk, but I know time will tell and he’ll shave it.
WHO CAN BE FUCKIN HAPPY IN THIS FUCKIN DARKNESS?????? Give me vodka, like every other depressed, sun-deprived Russian.
shut up, ben.
the rest of you……………………………..fuck off.
Prob still daylight where you are Cracka.
He can’t even wait till sundown for his sundowner.
piss off, wanker
err… you’re not the wanker, Anne. Curse you and your quick posting.
not piss off, splash off.
Poor Anne’s acold…
It’s a balmy 84 degrees here today, dawn at 5.30am, dusk around 9.00pm, mild breeze, white beaches, blue sea, summer salads, barbecue on the patio, cucumber sandwiches and cricket at the vicarage…
What do you do for Christmas? We sit outside in the pergola, enjoying the warm day, sipping Marlborough sauvignon blanc–best in the world!!!
http://www.destinationmarlborough.com/WineAndFood/
‘piss off’ is British slang. is ’splash off’ retarded Asian slang?
it’s descriptive pussy slang
Nun,
They’re both british slang. Piss off (which most Americans always use in a british impersonation, that and wanker) means “get lost”. Splash off means to bust a nut, cum, squirt some babby batter.
I do have a wonderfully moist pussy.
comes from sitting in the toilet
And where did you hear that, Josh?
Okay, Batzrubble. You just poured lighter fluid onto Pissed Off Darkness Annie’s fire! Like, every goddamn thing I was imagining you doing, you’re fucking DOING!
And so, Smoggy, I have found a perfect date for you … even the accent works…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0S6vL0-u58
I’m still waiting for an answer from Josh. You see, my burro has a friend that spent a good deal of time living in the UK and he has no idea what Josh is talking about. Neither do I for that matter but I don’t know as much about British slang as my burro does. Maybe there’s a lurker here who knows what Josh is talking about.
I’m a new poster here, and I don’t usually read evil and foul blogs like this one, but I have to tell you that I found a usage of the ’splash off’ slang just as like the fat titty boy was saying. On this page:
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/11540-bump_shia_rihanna_went_home_with_justin.html
Chrissy says “I HEARD VIVICA FOX FOUND HER SPERM DONOR,I HEARD SHE SPENT WEEKS GOING THROUGH SAMPLES OF DIFFERENT SPERM DNA THAT WAS COLLECTED OFF OF ALLEGRIAMARIA’S FACE….LETS ALL CONGRATULATE ALLEGRIAMARIA FOR HELPING OUT VIVICA, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T FOR HER HAVING ALL THESE MEN SPLASH OFF ON HER FACE, VIVICA WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND A DONOR….”
Now isn’t that exciting boys and girls? Nun’s burro is a fuckwit.
PS I would like to splash off on nun’s fun bags.
Wow. What about that indicates that it’s British slang, fuckwit? Too bad you’re so stupid, otherwise I’d totally bang you.
Haven’t you heard of the modern condition, where youth culture over the entire globe has been invaded by vile viral American youth kulcha so that now everyone talks alike AND IN CAPS!
I’ll let you bang me if you pay me a thousand dollars and hand over all your weed.
Better still, you might be lucky and get to bang that uber-stud Smoggy Batzrubble. But he’s probably out of your price range.
Nun,
sorry for the delay, I was on a train. I heard splash off from this british chick I know who moved to NYC to be a comedian. WHen she says splash off it actually sounds regal.
I also used to “hang” with some Brits who were friends of a friend and they were in NYC because they worked for a banking company. I went to Vegas with them and everything. I’m not as smart as you, but I know a thing or two.
Only those so stupid enough to be susceptible find themselves afflicted with the dreaded ALL CAPS DRAMA QUEEN disease.
You do pretty good for a retarded chinky-chong, Ching Chang. I’ll let my burro know he’s a fuckwit.
Wow Nun, you do the alter-ego thing so … um … so …
…whatever… there needs to be an apostrophe in Sheep’s.
And this ’sheep pussy’ thing, it sounds like something a mad geneticist might create.
smoggy, I know you’ve seen the movie black sheep (not with the fat dead guy from SNL)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/
Sorry, Smog. This is not the alter-ego thing. I am simply insulting you.
I corrected my error to a general statement indicating that you will lick any sheep pussy that crosses your path. Fucking pervert.
75, weren’t YOU the idiot?
The pain, Nun, the pain. I can’t stand the pain, I’m wounded and suffering. You’ve hurt me more than you’ll ever know.
I can tell when I’m not loved, needed or wanted. Just because I love ovine gals doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
Don’t worry I won’t ever bother you again…sniff…
[Hey Josh…I’ve seen Black Sheep (know the director) but this is still my favourite NZ sheep scene made by the great master Peter Jackson… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHlmNVoY0W8
Cheer up, Smoggy. We still love you. I think.
is that really your come back, shake? jesus, you are bad at this. you’ve been trying to FACE me for months and the best you can do is, “i know you are but what am i”??? fuuu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uuuuuuuck yoooooo-o-o-o-o-oo-o-ou!!
hey, nun, you’re smoggy insult avatar is licking its chops. i’ll be damned.
Cracka,
I was most pleased with the wavatar that showed up for my Smoggy bashing. I think it’s so perfect that God must have blessed my post.
Speaking of God, I wonder when He snapped that confidential and private picture of me smoking a joint filled with His blessed chiba. And I offer Him much gratitude that it’s Friday. But how did Roark post on that page?? I can’t even see Roark’s post but I can see from the history that he did indeed post.
I agree, God found a great picture of you smoking joint there Nun. That could be your next avatar.
You can’t post on that page? It looks the same as every other post to me.
DAMN YOU BILL GATES! DAMN YOU INTERNET EXPLORER!
That page and indeed the home page seem to be down right now in IE. If you look at the site in another browser it should work. I am using all of My Power to solve the issue.
it doesn’t to me. I only see the picture and God’s disclaimer.
There. Check now. I believe I have fixed it.
I can feel Your Divine Love, God and I swear I’m not masturbating. I know You hate it when I say I can feel Your Divine Love when I’m really inserting a boxed cock into my vajayjay.
Which picture would You prefer to see of me, God? Me with one my beloved boxed cocks or me with Your beloved blessed chiba? Your Divine Choice is my Command, O Heavenly One.
God’s gonna be pissed as all hell but now it says it’s a 404 error. Smite Bill Gates, God!! Smite him good and hard!
have you ever seen bill gates? i think his whole life is some kind of ironic smite.
The page works now, God. I had to dump my cookies but I don’t know if that had anything to do with it. Sorry for giving You false information but I’m only a human being.
” had to dump my cookies”
I dumped my cookies when I saw Bridgette’s picture.
I took a dump on Bridgette’s picture…
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