In this monthly feature, God Almighty generously answers a few of the multitude of inane questions He has recently received.
QUESTION #1:
Evangelist Curtis: Dear God. Can You please smite and hate all those homophobic bigoted Mormons who gave millions of dollars to pass Prop 8 and all the other measures to deny basic civil rights to us gays? I REALLY think you should hate Mormons.
ALMIGHTY GOD: No, that’s crazy. How could I possibly hate Mormons?! They are a wonderful, groveling sort of people who do everything they can to keep Me happy. They’re the only humans smart enough to honor the new chapters of the Bible I forgot to tell the Ancient Israelis about. And I am particularly proud of My Mormons for ending anal sex in California forever.
QUESTION #2:
Bea: why do allow these half retarded fuckwits to make a home on your holy blog and blog away nonsense and drivel? especially anne johnson. she is particularly lame and annoying. youre disciples are extremely lame and not funny and only make worship of you look uncool! i guess i am wondering why you dont reward their devotion to you with… lives? or girls? or maybe some wit?… or otherwise, why you dont smite them for being unfunny, reptitive, and lame and making you look bad and not cool?
ALMIGHTY GOD: Free will, Bea. These half-retarded fuckwits are free to do as they please, as are all fuckwits in My Universe - even those of the full-retard variety. They are free to prove to you (as well as themselves) how droll or dull they can be. I smite them as often as I can but they just keep coming back for more.
I do agree with you about Anne Johnson though. Fuck that bitch.
QUESTION #3:
Danny Ammons: What do you think of fake boobs? I know they’re man-made and all, but some of those natural ones look like tennis balls in the ends of tube socks. And you seem to be a real pussy-hound, so I know you only like the hardcore hotness. Whassup?
ALMIGHTY GOD: I hate them! Fake boobs are yet another grotesque and monstrous product of heathen science. Fuck Franken-boobs and your penis will fall off.
QUESTION #4:
The Grim Reaper: Dear God, I heard a story that British doctors are using the foreskins of babies to replace wrinkles. How would You deal with this? Amen.
ALMIGHTY GOD: How would I deal with this? I encourage it! It was I who inspired the British to investigate the Divine age-defying powers of baby foreskins. Once word of this reaches the vast population of wrinkly (but influential) baby-boomer cunts in America, demand for baby foreskins will go through the stratosphere! This will drive up the price of foreskins, which will in turn increase worldwide circumcision rates, leading to hundreds of millions of more circumcised penises.
Cain murdered Abel because he wanted all that sweet sister poon for himself.
QUESTION #5:
Jurobei: What are your views on incest? I mean, since there weren’t two original families, somebody had to screw their sister at SOME point. I tried looking to the Bible, but they didn’t have any passages like ‘And Cain screwethed his younger sister of unknown name, and they begat Joseph, and it was good, and everyone dug it.’ Or, did Adam have a secret mistress who the Bible does not talk about? This has been on my mind for quite some time now.
ALMIGHTY GOD: Yes, of course. Everyone screwed their sister at first and knocked her up dozens of times and everyone dug it. You have to start somewhere. Later on, when there were a couple thousand humans I made it clear this was no longer ok. This explains why you humans are all such retards. You’re all inbred. Feel better now?
QUESTION #6:
Nun Ur Damned Bizness: God, why did You make men so stupid? I realize that we humans were created in Your image but You’re pretty smart, God. How did men end up so dumb?
ALMIGHTY GOD: Wow, what a stupid question. First of all, I made MAN in My image. Not woman. MAN. Second, I didn’t make men so stupid. I made women so stupid. You’re a woman, so you’re so stupid you think men are the so stupid ones. But they’re so not. You are.
QUESTION #7:
Ben: God, whatever happened to Smoggy Batzrubble? Or Zeus for that matter?
ALMIGHTY GOD: Your acute lameness scared them away Ben. You’re like the AIDS of lame. Please go away.
QUESTION #8:
Anne Johnson: Dear Godawful, just answer yes or no: Have you always been an asshole?
ALMIGHTY GOD: Shut your stupid bitch-face before I shut it for you, bitch.
QUESTION #9:
Anne Johnson: God, will you please smite Wal-Mart?
ALMIGHTY GOD: Well, I was going to plunge them into bankruptcy for their arrogance, but since it’s you that asked for it Anne Johnson…I think not. Now Wal-Mart’s profits will increase by 30% next year, with over 100 new locations in New Jersey alone.
freebiesss on 
TheEvilOverlord on 
God on 
Craig on 
samanta on 
ShunRenHu on 
aw come on God. I’m not that bad.
shutup, Ben.
BWAAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
answer-FACEs all around!!!
this is why i question nothing.
if i was nun (i’m not, thank God) right about now i would say, “i would so fuck adrian peterson.”
If I was cracka, I’d make some comment about Nun’s disgusting slit-hole, and the moist sucking sounds it makes as it inhales a prick.
How was everyone’s Thanksgiving? Overeat? Get drunk? Get sick? Fight with relatives? So, it was typical?
I saw the new James Bond movie. Blah. It tried to be borne identity, but it failed.
Yo Yo, My Thanksgiving was typical. Me and my and family just sat around gorging ourselves on human flesh and watching football.
And this is the sound of Nun’s gaping vagina of which even I am now afraid to tread:
Slurrrrrrr-ggooop!
God I like the new black background. Very cool.
please don’t smite me.
the background is black, yet God hates Africa. I’m so confused.
God please smite Ben, just kidding! Unless You’re going to do it. You going to do it?
BTW - God what happened to all the smites You used to post here? Those were great, like the time You posted someone getting beat up by a woman.
Lucifer, human flesh isn’t too bad, although Spam has less fat. I used to skin them before cooking, but find I can rip off the legs and roast them over an open fire. It also burns off the hair (if there is any), so I don’t need to skin them. Enjoy!
Hurrrf, nice sound effect.
Josh, the background corresponds to God’s mood.
God, doing anything special for Your son’s birthday? Only 24 shopping days left!
it’s similar to the sound that accompanies cranberry sauce sliding out of a tin can. but more animated…like the cranberry sauce is alive on a primordial level.
Josh, in regards to your avatar I heard yesterday while watching football that today 1 third of all American children are obese. Not overweight, which is just quite plump, but morbidly obese like the child in your picture.
Isn’t that depressing? These people have no conception of ever denying themself anything
those were some great games on thursday, huh? i think the lions and cowboys really need to go. i (like everyone else in america) hate the cowboys, yet i’ve seen every cowboys game this year. wtf? and the lions?!! jesus fucking christ!!!
roark,
Child in my picture? I’m an adult!!! I can’t help it if I have fat asian face.
What’s even sadder, is the US gov’t spent a hella amount of money on a study to porve that fat kids get picked on more than kids who are not slobs with man boobs. What a fucking waste of the tax dollar.
And the cranberry jelly is sliding into a gravy boat full of fatty lumps swimming in grease.
Sadly, too many fat kids. I was at the beach last summer, my wife and I counted fat kids, they ‘outweighed’ the skinny kids by a lot.
“These people have no conception of ever denying themself anything”
You stop that defeatist talk now, mister!
We need to consume more than ever, to get this economy moving again! Buy! BUY! BUY!!
It’s the American way, and whoever disagrees with me is some kinda long-haired, tofu-eating, tree-hugging liberal!
Eat! Eat some more! Eat until The Boys Come Home! Wrap yourself in the American flag, flop into your La-Z-Man/Woman/Child recliner, and stuff a microwaved burrito in your pie-hole! Then do it again! Waddle down to Sam’s Club, buy the Large Economy sized box of salted/greased/nitrated junk food, and polish it off at one sitting!
God bless America.
It’ll be closer to waddle down to Wal-Mart, thanks to moi.
So, I get fucked! Yay! Take a number and be seated, I will be with you shortly. If you are Beckham, move to the front of the line.
Nun, you wanna share this bounty, or are you afraid to fuck non-God-sanctioned cocks?
even lucifer fears nun’s slip n slide chunnel now, johnson. i don’t think she’s gettin’ any.
Yo Yo,
In regards to your request that I bless America:
No. Your children are too fat.
FAT KID SMITE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG3SANQZNwM&feature=related
All praise be God! That was one of the best smites on the internet!!!!
AND BEHOLD!
THE FATE OF SMOGGY BATZRUBBLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0
God, you’re stupid.
“nun’s slip n slide chunnel”
Heh, I was going to compare her wet ‘n wild ride to the Big Dig. Both have a lot of traffic, are spouting water like a whale, and have large, car-crushing chunks dropping from the roof (inferior glue).
God, I’m an American, so my oldest is fat. The younger boy is thin, however.
at least your kid’s not a fagfucking butt-slut like God’s.
poor God.
How can God hate fat kids? Have you seen his cherubim? Those fucks haven’t missed many meals.
anne,
Cherubs have round faces when they are drawn by fat humans. Real Cherubs have 6 packs and bench like 350. The people in Satan’s army are fat, they are slovenly turds who break all of God’s commandments like “Though shall not eat an entire cake by yourself in one sitting while watching porn and thinking that one day a fat slob like yourself could get a woman who can see her own feet.” I think that’s in the bible, in the back somewhere.
it is, josh.
it’s right after the part about how you shouldn’t put it in her butt even if she’s begging for it ‘cuz she’s freaky like that.
Ever seen a fat faerie? Note the spelling.
All the fat faeries get dropped during bird-hunting season.
Just got an email - one of my nephews is dropping out of college and joining the Marines.
God help his sorry ass.
Anne,
This picture is about as accurate as all the crappy pictures of Cherubs that God has not official endorsed.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dbOexzAiEs/RvKuw_ooV4I/AAAAAAAAA1E/TWbodNGqTwk/s1600-h/sugarplumfaerie.jpg
PS - is your favorite movie Legend? I personally thought it was a great movie! “Mortal world turned to ice? It be goblin paradise!”
yoyo’s entire brain has blue balls.
yoyo, email your nephew God’s post on dead soldiers. maybe that will change his mind.
the marines is all about timing. I had a cousin who got in, got training, and got out before the shit hit the fan. Now he has his own business doing cell phone tower set ups for the Army as a contractor, and he has a hot Japanese wife he met while stationed in Japan. With a war in Iraq, and ones possibly in Afghanistan and Iran in the near future, now is not the best time.
Dear Lord Almighty, Alpha and Omega, God,
Did the Virgin Mary actually appear in a grilled cheese sandwich? Or for that matter, how many of those Jesus images that appear in windows, on trees, etc. are actually put there by You or Jesus? Thank You for a nice November.
Sincerely,
Thoroughly Pizzled
We tried to get him to check out the Air Force, or Navy. He’s already signed up. Damned fool. I have a friend who was in, he coulda given the kid the truth. Hell, ten minutes on YouTube would reveal more about boot camp than you want to know! And if he survices that, he gets issued a rifle and sent to some stinking sandhole overseas.
LOL, I hadn’t realized about the blue balls, cracka - Art imitates Life!
my dad got sent to vietnam just in time for the tet offensive. that was probably a pretty good time.
“how can you kill women and children?”
“it’s easy…you just don’t lead ‘em so much.”
Roark is right, yoyo. send him God’s truth. it shall set him free…or something. and about the blue balls: you had your shot with the hot nip-slip girl. why don’t you go talk to her and torture your old self?
Lucifer’s talking shit about my love-glove because I accidently called out “oh God” the last time we went out “drinking”. He hates it when I do that.
And God is in Divine Denial about the stupidity of His precious man.
WHORE!!!!
Where’s the caring you American fucknubbins? I had a breakdown and was stalked, killed gutted and eaten by a dicktip psycho named “John Doe” (see http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=675#comment-18959) and did any of you think to notice, or perform an intervention? I’ve been filleted and had my dick barbecued–and now I’m down in this awful New Zillund Hell populated by Gillian Anderson lookalikes and not a sheep in sight. So I’m going to share the loathing:
Ben–why do you keep asking God about me you fagheadend–everyone can tell you just want to tongue my back passage.
Cracka–congratulations on winning the annual inverted dick award–some people think it looks like a cunt, but i think it looks like your face.
Nun–I hear you’re auctioning off your vagina as a replacement channel tunnel.
Nice boy-breasts Josh–is it true you’re going to slice them off and sell them to Roseanne Barr as a spare set?
Yo yo–your head is full of blue dye–been having another radioactive enema?
Paganannie–you really are a sad masochist hanging around here like a lapsed atheist kidding yourself that Jesusfag died for your sins.
Have I missed insulting anybody? Oh yeah…now that I’m dead and in a sheepless hell God, I’m not sucking up anymore. Go and plant your over-muscled arse on the Eiffel tower and see if some of those french faggy boys will lick your limp old prepuce.
Yours in vomit and loathing, bitter ex-Smoggy.
cracka, please stop calling Nun a whore! If she were a whore she would be charging for her sexual encounters. She is a slut. Got it? In your dreams, you crackerhead.
Ex-Smoggy, I have seriously been worried about you. I truly missed you Smoggy. Oh, & I guess you missed insulting me. Thanks anyhow.
Sorry douche…
Those bums you fuck for a dime have been complaining that your tits as square as your head and you only take your teeth out when you blow them if they pay you an extra nickel.
Geesh, I thought the old Smoggy was my friend. My bad. And for your information, if I charge a dime I always give a nickel change & my teeth are my own. But that was a good insult. Fuck you.
There’s no fucking in a sheepless hell. I only insult friends–everyone knows that.
Except for Ben… and cracka… and Paganannie… and god… and…
I AM NOT A WHORE!! GOD DAMN IT!
Smoggy came back cranky
You’re lucky Nun. I’d rather be a whore than the AIDS of lame. Don’t touch me, I’m sick. **
G-d I finally found what makes me happy. It’s not a religion, philosophy, sociology, cosmology, biology and everything. It’s the old testament written in hebrew. I figured out how moses used your different names to perform the miracles you performed.
What makes you happy G-d?
Heya ex-Smoggy!
Yeah, it’s radioactive dye, I’ve been trying to find the source of my constant headaches. I think it’s Ben’s fault. On the plus side, I piss green (blue +yellow). I’m going to have it done again just before St. Patrick’s Day, and have a little celebration in the toilet. (I’m glad it’s not orange.)
Don’t worry, cracka and I are going to sacrifice a black goat and a sheep to get you out of NooZilland Hell. We just have to wait until his hands stop shaking. Oi! Cracka! Put down that bottle!
Tis the season for Goodwill Toward Men. I’m going to fasten mistletoe to my fly for the Christmas Party (whoops - I mean Generic Holiday Party) and see who kisses what.
douche bag: shut up.
nun=whore. pro bono whore.
inverted penis!! ha!!!
I. AM. NOT. A. WHORE!!!
Damn you, Cracka! DAMN YOU!!
I bought a Blu Ray player. I’m such a fucking sap.
it’s big day for you, isn’t it, whore?
Blu Ray doesn’t make it a big day, Smegma. Unless I’m watching Blu Ray porn.
Jesus Homo Christ! You guys are in a horrible mood.
Isn’t it Christmas and all? I knwo this because there is all this shitty pagan shit on TV and around the neighborhood, and on the train this morning a homeless guy played Jingle Bells on his stolen trumpet.
Welcome back Smoggy. May the tightest sheep ass of your past be the loosest of your future!
Is Blu Ray a porn star?
She callled you smegma. you gonna take that cracka?!
G’Day, Josh. yeah, Merry Xmas. I’m beginning to like Scrooge (pre-haunting) more and more.
Almost time for me and the lil’ woman and the kids to sneak onto the Xmas tree farm next door and steal a tree.
Special Times, Special Times
I hate this time of year. If you don’t celebrate X-Mas you have to see it and hear it all the time. As a kid I just wanted to watch Spider-Man and his Amazing friends, not Spidey does Christmas!!!!
X-Mas BTW is not when Jesus was born but a marketing scheme by the church that took the pagan holiday of winter soltice and put it in the christian theme in an effort to convert many and it worked. Catholic preists are even taught it’s a sham in semen-airy (I wrote that on purpose NUN) school, but they keep up the ruse!!!!!
Yeah, Jesus was born in April or some crazy shit like that.
there was no jesus. it was criss angel in a robe.
and i meant it’s a big day because x files is released today. right?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/religion/post/2008/12/59291588/1
I am going to smite this cunt so fricking hard.
God,
Will you punish this clergy? Technically he did not have butt sex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html
The X-Files is released today. Woo-fucking-Hoo!!
Josh,
Why would I punish him? He honestly fell backwards onto a potato that shoved itself up into his rectum. It’s not his fault, it could have happened to anyone, even you! If anything, I will punish potato farmers for making modern potatoes so penis like.
I wonder what kind of potato it was. Everybody with any sense knows that the best potato to accidentally insert in your rectum is a sweet potato.
Nun,
do you have a sweet potato in your hand?
No, I accidentally fell on it and it’s up my poop-hole now.
God is just and wise. potato farmers beware!
hey, smoggy, something happened to your “country” again:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4780265a11.html
God,
Please smite all ladder makers whose ladders are faulty and cause men to slip and fall while hanging up curtains while naked.
Also please smite the makers of the anti-gravity counter top which causes potatos to stand upright, so that that fit in the anus.
Thank You Lord
Your humble servant,
Josh
Was it a hot potato?
Time to see if A Star Wars Christmas is still available. That Bea Arthur - whatta babe!
don’t you talk against Bea Aurthur!!!!!
I actually have a topless painting of her on my computer, a friend sent it to me. She has some huge nips
I think God should smite the paparazzi.
Oooo! Lucky stiff! I bet she’s got torpedo tits! Mark XX at least!
My ex-country is so boring a couple of shiny-faced, self-satisfied “youth leaders” (what a sad fucking oxymoron) get headline news because they’ll be crushed in with a couple of million American armpits. while the super BO swears he’ll try and clean up the mess george the potato sitter made.
I forgot to insult Curtis: Curtis you’re a closet republican heterosexual, and you secretly donate to Palin/Romney 2012.
God,
Will you please remove the sweet potato from my ass? I accidentally fell on it and for the last two hours have been trying to extract said potato to no avail.
you’re on a roll, ex-smoggy (formerly of NZ who moved to an undisclosed country). are you going to learn all the useless trivial factoids about your new country and spew them, unsolicited, of course, at us on this blog?
candidal vulvovaginitis, also known as nun’s vagina syndrome:
http://www.doctorfungus.org/mycoses/IMAGES/vulvovaginal.jpg
You’re not keeping up with the reading, cracka. I’ve been butchered and I’m in an antipodean annex to hell full of naked Gillian Anderson clones and not a single fuckable sheep. There’s a thousand Scullys wanting to sit on my face. Believe me, after the first million or so it gets awfully boring. To keep up my spirits I’m spewing bile and hatred…
Anyway Noo Zillund is officially fucked. While you elected BO, those other fuckers in NZ elected a Dubya government of fascist global warming deniers. I hate them… I hate everything (now I understand how god feels)
oh, i see.
and what is this antipodean annex to hell’s biggest export by volume? is it a mostly homogenous population? how about a juicy tidbit about climatolgy trends since the industrial revolution, eh? come on! show a little of that spirit that (helped us by sending one biplane to) beat the japs!!
Josh, yes! and the ladder people shall die too! Why not.
Nun, I keep taking the potato from your anus, but you keep putting it back in. Stop it. That’s gross and you know it.
Cracka, in answer to your inane questions abd the NZ annex to hell:
–it’s biggest export is Scully juice
–apart from the ex-Smoggy its population is completely homogenous (and naked)
–the climate has been uniformly hot and sulphurous since God created hell (you can stick the industrial revolution up your inverted penis)
–as far as I’m concerned the japs are welcome to NZ as a second outhouse and private spa for syphilitic geishas. They already own most of the US.
Smoggy,
Are you surrounded by Scullys or Gillian Andersons? If it’s Scullys then you should probably consider yourself fortunate that you’ve eaten them out and they didn’t disembowel you or anything. Scully never seemed particularly interested in sexual escapades unless she was getting a tattoo. If it’s Gillian Anderson then stop the licking for a small space of time and just talk to her… she’s fucking hilarious and much more than just a tasty vagina.
They don’t want to talk…only get tongue. And some are Scullys and some Gillians…and I don’t know which is which…or who is who…and I can’t do this anymore…sob…slurp…
You’re in luck, Smog. It is easy to distinguish between the two and since you’ve been munching their carpet, you won’t have any problems. Scully is a red-head.
Geez–what sort of nun are you? Everything in hell is red, and flickering with fire–which makes all dark pubes look…dark.
Wait a minute…that means the scully I saw with red pubes the other day must be…
…a bottle blond!!
who cares?
I’m a pretty crappy nun, Smoggy. And since you’re familiar with some of the shit I say, I’d say that was a pretty stupid question.
Dearly departed Smoggy, I should think you’d be happier giving perpetual tongue in Sulphurville than living in your former nation with the Build-a-Dam Nazis in power.
Nun, I don’t think you’re a crappy nun! If more nuns were like you, Catholics wouldn’t be so fucked up. They’d just be fucked, and that would make them happy.
in that regard, nun, you are a fantastic nun. centuries from now, you’ll be like the martin luther king of nuns. the one that freed catholics from lifelong guilt complexes and taught them what a g-spot is.
you’re still a whore.
THERE CAN BE…
…ONLY ONE!!
Yeah. Only one with jaundice and a unibrow.
ONE FUCKWIT WITH AN INVERTED PENIS!
I have a dream that one day my four little chilluns will not be judged by the size of their snatch and called “whore” by uppity white men with mice sized penises.
Nun,
remember the south park where they grew a dick on the mouses back!!!?!?!?!? HA!
Century quickenings have lost their luster. I wish they didn’t, I wish I still cared.
I have vague memories of that, Josh. All my memories are vague because God’s blessed chiba is so fucking good.
Get your weight up Nun!
No matter how much of the herb, or any other drug in my system I remember comedy. I might not remember my cell number or even where I parked my car, but I remember Golden Girls and All in the Family.
Josh, have you heard of this Brit comedy called “The Mighty Boosh?” My daughters are howling over it. The one piece of it I watched, “Old Gregg” was pretty funny.
http://www.themightyboosh.com
Josh,
The only people I know that like The Golden Girls are homos, fag.
And most comedy sucks so it’s really not worth remembering.
“Old Greg.”
This is your brain.
This is your brain on substitute teaching.
Any questions?
I turned my back for 10 secs to write something on the board, and a male voice said, “Suck my dick.”
Damn! Why can’t I substitute in some college class full of lacrosse players 21 and over?
Cuz you can’t turn around on a class of 15-year-olds and say, “Okay, who was it that wanted a blowjob?”
God has been very clear about His Divine Dislike for us vagina bearin’ peoples so I don’t think it’s right that they’re sending this guy for a mental evaluation. God should smite the whole state of Texas.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28005693/
NUn,
Golden Girls is actually one of the best written comedies ever. I can’t help it if the homos love some sassy old women (and they love sassy fat black ladies with a passion). The characters where all great and the story lines where smart and did nto play down to old people.
Most comedy does suck, as does most of anything .
If that guy passes his psychiatric evaluation, it’s gonna change the way I drive, and that’s a natural fact.
Man.
I really thought I could talk God into hating the Mormons.
I think I’m loosing my religion.
Hey, Curtis! They didn’t kill you with those cheese fondue soups!
Anne said: “Cuz you can’t turn around on a class of 15-year-olds and say, “Okay, who was it that wanted a blowjob?””
Yes, you can. Once.
Hahahaha. Good one Yo Yo.
God, can You PLEASE smite uppity cracka for me ever since that dickweed has been giving me shit?
god-dude,
Why does it hurt when I ejaculate?
Apollo
The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century (see “clone hosting”).
The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and as I will remind you:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
Even the antient Gods don’t have the ability to listen to people’s thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this “Artificial Intelligence” they created to relay what people think.
It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ironically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all “managed” by the God’s technology.
There are no secrets with this technology.
But this “agent of the Gods” can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.
The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a constantly deteriorating environment.
Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods ascend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting, thinking they are ascending into heaven. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more alluding with each passing life.
The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.
Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or ghettos therein.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the “Chairman of the Board” had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to “carte blanche” given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship.
The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example.
They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.
This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.
The Gods send the clue that the Jews are HIGHLY corruptable with the movie “The Ten Commandments”.
Jesus was the “King of the Jews”. Typical for the disfavored, once goals were achieved and sufficient damage was incurred the Gods allowed it to end, and the Jews killed him.
Our society’s values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God’s:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!! Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
Middle-America’s anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity. Europe shaped like a sheep is symbolic for the slaughter that is Christinaity.
There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of “priveledge”, one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called “stimulus package”.
As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish.
Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
He will be viewed as the “bad guy” when really he is the one trying to save the world.
There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, for they don’t think correctly and therefore don’t behave appropriately. This describes many “sinners” in today’s society because they refuse to change their behavior.
The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today’s positioning says differently, much to people’s confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah’s Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
Contentment never motivated anyone. Money is not a sign of favor::::Wisdom is the true wealth on Planet Earth.
I’d also like to remind you the Noah’s Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions. The God’s timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
Everyone who failed to ascend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and ascend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.
Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior, ironically a good sign considering their hope.
Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can’t afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::Closure on the life of Jesus Christ for sufficient damage was inflicted; The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.
The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian’s destination.
Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children ascend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??”
In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted.
There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically “sell” this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.
Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other.
The Gods use the evil that men do, man’s inhumanity towards man to accomplish strategic testing/punishment/etc goals::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.
Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children ascending into heaven.
Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen’s disfavor.
Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
Don’t be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy.
Media report on a crackdown on child prostitution. “(The pimps use coersion to prey on the children, etc, etc, other “conclusions” offered through the media.)” What a degenerate liar.
These kids WANT to turn tricks. They LOVE the idea of having a pimp. It is celebrated in their “culture”.
Yet another legacy of the evil inflicted by the Italians.
Maybe this was the destination for these deviates after AIDS in Africa, ironically.
Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White’s affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent’s original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.
The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century.
Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
The deterioration of society and mankind is all their fault. Females are sexually promiscuous like men, too often corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind’s collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom, ocassionally leading to the path towards ascention.
The relationship between men and women have always been complimentary:::The men shelter and protect women from the evils of this life, ensuring the women have a REAL opportunity to ascend when reincarnated, while the women help the ignorant men understand by sharing their wisdom imparted by the Gods. The tendency away from sexuality as one grows older is an example.
Brilliance and insight granted to Eastern cultures and religions::::Not for Europeans. If once existed, now crushed by Christianity.
Replaced by preditory Mediterreanean patriarchy.
Europeans:::The most disfavored people on Earth. The first to experience the end of their God-granted favor.
Reverse positioning.
Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
Young people who understand yet still wish to have children MUST begin to do the right thing and work on fixing their relationship with the Gods, accepting the punishment for the evil they have done in their lives. Without this progress they won’t do the correct thing for their children and ultimately cause even more problems for themselves by continuing this behavior.
You need to be willing to tell the Gods “No.” when tested with temptation, and accepting punishment and putting it in your past is the only way you will suceed as parent.
You need to do the best, teach your children and give them the very best chance to ascend if you want similar parents in your next life.
“You benefit only if your team wins.” The Gods use my family’s betrayal and my subsequent “failure” as a clue, as well as their subscription to the archaic positioning that is predirtory “earning”. You benefit if you suceed as a parent and your child ascends:::These parents may subsequently be reincarnated with a similar quality opportunity.
If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you whem reincarnated. Therein lies the explanation for my morbidly disfavored family’s poor child rearing.
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
Who was only a stranger at home?
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