Comments on: Ask God: December http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/ "I hate all these things,” declares the LORD. - Zechariah 8:17 Fri, 18 May 2012 02:51:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: freakclub http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/#comment-40078 freakclub Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:00:24 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=975#comment-40078 These are really funny... I just discovered this blog; hope you continue updating it. These are really funny…

I just discovered this blog; hope you continue updating it.

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/#comment-22700 God Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:52:03 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=975#comment-22700 Nun - I apologize but I am terribly busy running the universe. If you ever have a question or prayer you absolutely need answered, it is far more effective to email Me. Last time you did, you got a naked picture of Me. Tony P - You're right, I shouldn't have made My Existence so obvious by starting a blog. Perhaps you're a figment of My Imagination? Did you ever consider that? Well it's the truth. Nun - I apologize but I am terribly busy running the universe. If you ever have a question or prayer you absolutely need answered, it is far more effective to email Me. Last time you did, you got a naked picture of Me.

Tony P - You’re right, I shouldn’t have made My Existence so obvious by starting a blog. Perhaps you’re a figment of My Imagination? Did you ever consider that? Well it’s the truth.

]]> By: Tony P http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/#comment-22698 Tony P Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:24:56 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=975#comment-22698 So let me get this straight, why did you make your existence more obvious? Say big flaming letters in the sky. That is why I don't think you exist. You're a figment of mans imagination. So let me get this straight, why did you make your existence more obvious? Say big flaming letters in the sky.

That is why I don’t think you exist. You’re a figment of mans imagination.

]]> By: Nun Ur Damned Bizness http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/#comment-22172 Nun Ur Damned Bizness Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:52:20 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=975#comment-22172 Jesus, A funny thing I've noticed... When I ask You a direct question, You ignore me which makes me cry. :cry: See how sad I get? When I use Your name in an exclamation of shock and horror, You respond. Why, Jesus? Why?? Anyway, thanks for answering, Jesus but I don't think that guy ever deserves to find You now. He doesn't deserve the peace and serenity that love for You brings a mere mortal. Please have Your Dad smite him a horrible smite that all shall discuss until the end of days. And ask Your Dad to include Amy Winehouse in the smite because that would be funny. Jesus,

A funny thing I’ve noticed…

When I ask You a direct question, You ignore me which makes me cry. :cry: See how sad I get?

When I use Your name in an exclamation of shock and horror, You respond. Why, Jesus? Why??

Anyway, thanks for answering, Jesus but I don’t think that guy ever deserves to find You now. He doesn’t deserve the peace and serenity that love for You brings a mere mortal. Please have Your Dad smite him a horrible smite that all shall discuss until the end of days. And ask Your Dad to include Amy Winehouse in the smite because that would be funny.

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/12/ask-god-december/#comment-22129 God Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:00:12 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=975#comment-22129 Shake, I don't fucking care if you are pleased or not, whelp! If you don't like the answers that I, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, deign to give you, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!#$% :mad: Shake,

I don’t fucking care if you are pleased or not, whelp! If you don’t like the answers that I, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, deign to give you, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!#$% :mad:

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