Comments on: Ask God: July http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/ "I hate all these things,” declares the LORD. - Zechariah 8:17 Fri, 18 May 2012 01:52:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: ScubaDo http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/#comment-4781 ScubaDo Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:51:52 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=499#comment-4781 I'm getting older and my dick won't get hard. What the fuck is up with that?(No pun intended) I’m getting older and my dick won’t get hard. What the fuck is up with that?(No pun intended)

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/#comment-4780 God Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:03:54 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=499#comment-4780 Pissed Off Jew, Your wish is My Command My Jew. You shall have a good Jewish wife, and she shall be your love slave. Pissed Off Jew,

Your wish is My Command My Jew. You shall have a good Jewish wife, and she shall be your love slave.

]]> By: God http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/#comment-4779 God Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:03:00 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=499#comment-4779 Joel, You and I both know that I am. :) Joel,

You and I both know that I am. :)

]]> By: Anonymous http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/#comment-4778 Anonymous Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:45:35 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=499#comment-4778 Oh and I'd promise to marry her! Oh and I’d promise to marry her!

]]> By: Pissedoffjew http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/07/ask-god-july/#comment-4777 Pissedoffjew Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:41:11 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=499#comment-4777 In response to this cunt: The Prophet Nebiliah Mohammed ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!!!! 1. Dear stupid indoctrinated muslime, did you know that Muhammad was a fucking coward having his men fight all his pointless wars. No you didn't know that you brain dead monkey. How bout you give me your address and I go King David style on your ass by scourging out your eyes and taking a piss down your eyesockets. 2. I wanted to tell you just because you're fat doesn't mean you have to blow yourself up you insecure fuck. There are better ways to lose weight. 3. It's not up to God yet to kill your douchbaggery kind. It's up to us to find favor in his eyes and then go crazy on your people by killing them left and right, rape your women, burn your stupid mosques, and place temples in their place. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- To God: Thanks for everything you've given me. Life is really swell and I'm almost done with college. Just one favor your Holiness. Tomorrow is my birthday and I was wondering if you could arrange things in such a way so I could find a good looking jewish hardcore bitch who can give me attitude everyday so I'd have a reason to slap her around which would lead to angry sex. In response to this cunt:
The Prophet Nebiliah Mohammed
ALLAH AKBAR!
ALLAH AKBAR!
ALLAH AKBAR!

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!!!!

1. Dear stupid indoctrinated muslime, did you know that Muhammad was a fucking coward having his men fight all his pointless wars. No you didn’t know that you brain dead monkey. How bout you give me your address and I go King David style on your ass by scourging out your eyes and taking a piss down your eyesockets.

2. I wanted to tell you just because you’re fat doesn’t mean you have to blow yourself up you insecure fuck. There are better ways to lose weight.

3. It’s not up to God yet to kill your douchbaggery kind. It’s up to us to find favor in his eyes and then go crazy on your people by killing them left and right, rape your women, burn your stupid mosques, and place temples in their place.
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To God:

Thanks for everything you’ve given me. Life is really swell and I’m almost done with college. Just one favor your Holiness. Tomorrow is my birthday and I was wondering if you could arrange things in such a way so I could find a good looking jewish hardcore bitch who can give me attitude everyday so I’d have a reason to slap her around which would lead to angry sex.

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