Comments on: #26 Losers Who “Tried Their Best” http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/ "I hate all these things,” declares the LORD. - Zechariah 8:17 Fri, 18 May 2012 01:33:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Smoggy Batzrubble http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/#comment-8999 Smoggy Batzrubble Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:35:30 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=177#comment-8999 On this day, 21 September 2008, I, Smoggy Batzrubble of Noo Zillund, son of Mama Batzrubble (deceased in childbirth) and Papa Batzrubble (serial killer--executed), post this message in praise of Almighty God, the Omniscient, the Omnipotent, and the Fiercest SMITING Bastard in the universe, who has granted me a great victory in my contest with the Pagan Priestess Anne (spitting staples) Johnson. For evidence to support my faith I refer you to "God on the Internet" postings 600 and 609. Praise be to God. This message is posted on every thread in HIS honor. Signed Servant Smoggy AMEN On this day, 21 September 2008, I, Smoggy Batzrubble of Noo Zillund, son of Mama Batzrubble (deceased in childbirth) and Papa Batzrubble (serial killer–executed), post this message in praise of Almighty God, the Omniscient, the Omnipotent, and the Fiercest SMITING Bastard in the universe, who has granted me a great victory in my contest with the Pagan Priestess Anne (spitting staples) Johnson.

For evidence to support my faith I refer you to “God on the Internet” postings 600 and 609.

Praise be to God. This message is posted on every thread in HIS honor.

Signed

Servant Smoggy

AMEN

]]> By: Yo Yo Ma Ma http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/#comment-8998 Yo Yo Ma Ma Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:29:42 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=177#comment-8998 God, When Bridgette dies and goes to Heaven, will she be fat for all Eternity? God,

When Bridgette dies and goes to Heaven, will she be fat for all Eternity?

]]> By: Cooper http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/#comment-8997 Cooper Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:15:27 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=177#comment-8997 God hates Arizona? He must hate John McCain as well. God must hate the Houston Astros and the Chicago Blackhawks. God hates Arizona? He must hate John McCain as well. God must hate the Houston Astros and the Chicago Blackhawks.

]]> By: D Hue http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/#comment-8996 D Hue Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:44:14 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=177#comment-8996 Oh Bridgette, I bet you are sexy. We should go out sometime. We can have some wine, maybe read The Lottery to each other. Oh Bridgette, I bet you are sexy. We should go out sometime. We can have some wine, maybe read The Lottery to each other.

]]> By: uppity cracka http://stuffgodhates.com/2008/06/26-losers-who-tried-their-best-3/#comment-8995 uppity cracka Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:48:16 +0000 http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/?p=177#comment-8995 Arizona is full of idiots, stripmalls, sand, and racists. i hope it gets so damn smited people forget it was ever there. Arizona is full of idiots, stripmalls, sand, and racists. i hope it gets so damn smited people forget it was ever there.

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